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			Is there the ocean because someone left the tap on?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			   
		
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			![]() Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Last edited by Josy; 24-10-2010 at 02:08 PM.  | 
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			I was drunk on Friday night and was patting a friends (black) cat, and I was like "Do cats come in colours other than black and white?".. Even though I have a ginger cat. :/
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
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			Haha I have always wondered that one. Why are they so concerned about people stealing pens that they probably buy 100 of for a quid?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Oh, why do you ALWAYS open your mouth when putting mascara on. I have noticed it is every one of my mates who do it, and I do it myself. I closed it once when I because conscious of it, but a second later it was open again  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			I was with two of the girls from my uni course... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Girl 1: Did you know girl 2 has a twin brother?! Me: What?! No! Are you identical twins?! Girl 2: He's male, I'm female... facepalm.  | 
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			Some customer today asked me if we had a table by the window. I said no, but they were like 'well what about that one' pointing at a window table. I replied 'sorry but somebody is already at that table'. They then responded with 'so we can't have it, no?' 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			It's never too late to be who you once could have been... Spoiler:  Last edited by Benjamin; 24-10-2010 at 10:56 PM.  | 
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			Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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