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Old 01-12-2010, 10:18 PM #1
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I Fucked a Prostitute because I'm Sexy.

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I gave a blowjob to a cookie jar because I got an orgasm

Wow, would love to know how that would work.
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yeah, thought everyone should know. You don't think different of me do you?
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put a shirt on its like -12338 degrees out!!!!
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That awkward feeling when your birthdays on the 28th of June and you're wearing a Brown t-shirt.
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it's like 67856738 in!!
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