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Old 06-12-2010, 11:55 PM #1
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Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.
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Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language
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I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

I know the thread isnt about porn but...
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Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.
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I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

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I dont watch porn anymore.. lol..

And no thats a blunt unrolled.
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Should rename this 'the porn thread'
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^ This is what I thought this thread was about
I thought it was gonna be about James Blunt. No, really.

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I dont watch porn anymore.. lol..

And no thats a blunt unrolled.
yeah i was just in a hurry to get it in before anyone else did so picked the first picture lol
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Back to the subject of porn I HATE when it has that shitty music in the background. It's like they have hired some 80's disco tribute band to play while 'the fridge is being fixed'
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Such a turn off
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Back to the subject of porn I HATE when it has that shitty music in the background. It's like they have hired some 80's disco tribute band to play while 'the fridge is being fixed'
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Nothing like a bit of Babestation to get you in the mood.
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I quite like the smell of weed, I would never smoke it or anything though.
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