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09-12-2010, 12:50 PM
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Suze comes in with a mixture of Christmas fayre to be added to the menu, including:
Apply it with Science tweedlecakes Kemal Skip cakes in the shape of skips with all sorts of extras thrown inside it, like coconut strands and sweet stuff. and Jonty's Teddybear delights
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12-12-2010, 06:17 PM
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Tonight, the Coffee Shoppe hosts it's Sexy Celebrity Santa competition. We had no idea who would turn up, but at a guess, the first entrant won't make the cut to the final.
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12-12-2010, 06:21 PM
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This one looks a bit more promising, although the guyliner may not be the only (ahem) cosmetic adjustment that Stuart has made ! However it was still not the most impressive package we have seen this Christmas.
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12-12-2010, 06:24 PM
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Mario and Lisa thankfully kept their clothes on...
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12-12-2010, 06:27 PM
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and suprisingly so did Chanelle, although she left quickly as no professional footballers had turned up.
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12-12-2010, 06:28 PM
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Mario's Grandad didn't understand the brief, but was so sweet we gave him a free Benoffee Coffee and a Duncan Donut for turning up and being a good sport.
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12-12-2010, 06:35 PM
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The twins squealed with delight, for 45 minutes. It was excrutiating but luckily most of us were wearing ear muffs to keep warm, so it wasn't as painful and irritating as it could have been.
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12-12-2010, 06:40 PM
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And the winner is.......
 on the basis that we wanted a Celebrity, not a Zelebrity, Santa. Davina also threw in a few gurns for good measure - a sure fire crowd pleaser. |
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16-12-2010, 03:48 PM
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A customer had made some buttery tasting gingerbread men and women for the holiday season, adding little extras to them, the pink strawberry showlaces looked like strings, making the gingerbreads look like little puppets. So in keeping with ther BB theme of the coffee shop, they were called Marionettes
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16-12-2010, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
 Ugh, I still cringe when I think of that, second only to George Galloway when he was feline fine 
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22-12-2010, 06:49 PM
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I think Mario is due to do one of his regular health and saftey checks of the coffee shop soon
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10-01-2011, 09:46 PM
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Nathan and Racheal walked into the shop with a special request for Babycakes, asking if she would make their engagement cake for their engagement party. Babycakes was happy to oblige. They then got a Benofee coffee on the house, and they sat in the nest drinking their coffees whilst making googoo eyes at each other.
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05-02-2011, 11:09 PM
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It's acid rave/S&M night! 2 for 1 on all lattés!
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05-02-2011, 11:10 PM
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Jorje. A palavra segurança é "guarda-chuva".
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05-02-2011, 11:12 PM
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05-02-2011, 11:13 PM
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Big Brother 8's Jonathan has obviously had one too many VK blues and has begun grinding a passed out Nikki Graeme
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05-02-2011, 11:16 PM
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In the corner, Jayne and Belinda are re-inacting the jacuzzi scene in BB6 with a bottle of Dawsons Creek. Kinga spits at them and calls them "****ing amatuers"
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05-02-2011, 11:17 PM
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Shahbaz Chaudhry is serving up cocktails in nothing but leather trousers.
"Oooh, I'll have a sex on the beach!" squeals BB8's Carole, as she trades memories with Jonathan. "Remember when my mum died?" he chortles. "Oh yes! You cried and whispered to me in German!" Carole beams, as Jonathan leaves her in confusion.
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05-02-2011, 11:23 PM
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Lesley Brain bursts in in a policewoman outfit.
"Where's the ****ing party at?" She steals a spliff off of Kathreya who starts crying. Please don't take any more of my spliiiiifs :'(. "Shut the **** up Kim Jong-Il" Lesley wrestles her to ground and sits on her face. |
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05-02-2011, 11:35 PM
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"Oioi, any room for a cumslut!?" screams Rodrigo Lopez, squashing inbetween Victor Ebuwa and John McCririck. He takes a sip from a mojito and then takes a couple of tabs of LSD, before vomiting down Kinga's boobtube.
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05-02-2011, 11:45 PM
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A bearded Charlie Drummond is looking over to Rodrigo, depressed and with a good dose of Famous Grouse. Nadia comes up to him
"Charlie, are you okay?" "**** off, I don't do blokes." He leaves Nadia, who overdoses on Ket later that night. Hmm, that's a bit dark... Beinazir Bhutto is doing bodyshots with Maysoon. But no1curr. Last edited by LemonJam; 14-07-2013 at 10:48 PM. |
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05-02-2011, 11:47 PM
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This is one of those threads that I have always seen but never clicked. I'm glad I did.
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06-03-2011, 01:12 AM
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 MONKEY IS IN THE COFFEE OR IS THE COFFEE IN THE MONKEY? WELL
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06-03-2011, 01:25 AM
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love this so much.
Charley Uchea begins shouting in the toilets at the girl using the one clean cubicle, the door opens and knife is blunched into Charleys stomach. Hira wipes her hands and leaves the toilets, after taking another line of Cocaine from Jonty's foreskin.
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06-03-2011, 07:44 AM
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The Coffee Shoppe has turned into a Den of Iniquity and debauchery......................... I love the new spin!
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