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Old 28-03-2011, 02:08 PM #376
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he wants Judas to play a Political Nutter.
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I think his hair looks good!
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I think his hair looks good!
if you want to pull of the head pubes look then he has succeeded.
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Yes he's Ideal to Direct
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as a Political Nutter in a new afternoon play
on the garden stage.
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Kate Moss was found nude eating in the cafe, making one customer, Sticks, complain.

When Arista failed to respond, he threw a piss bomb at the back of the cafe.



This was all that remained. The mods have decided to use the wreckage to capture the TiBB 2012 Calendar 'Sign of the Blitz'. In the above images are the mods in costume. The 'girl' on the right is Niamh, about to jump.

Vicky and Harry have rented the bombed cafe to film a porno, titled 'A Virgin, touched for the very first time'. The cafe will remain closed for the forseeable future.
Arista, the cafe has been bombed. You should of saw to Sticks' complains earlier. However, Harry and Vicky have finished getting spunky.

I am not a political nutter.
Bang on.
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"I am not a political nutter.
Bang on. "


No Judas you are not but in the play
you will play a political nutter.


The Arista Cafe
is in a New Location
it is trading well
and we are doing
Buy One Home Made Cookie
get 2 Free.


Deal Of The Week.
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May I have a white coffee, a strawberry tart and busty tatooed Japanese beatch please?
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what is the meaning of this Arista, I wanted a strawberry tart?
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Yes staff are serving you now.
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"I wanted a strawberry tart"


Nice try
it is not from Our Cafe
so stick it back in you bag.
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These are Hand Made
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Bang on. "


No Judas you are not but in the play
you will play a political nutter.


The Arista Cafe
is in a New Location
it is trading well
and we are doing
Buy One Home Made Cookie
get 2 Free.


Deal Of The Week.

Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract.

I've found this top secret location...

and found this in my food


This new cafe stinks.
Fact.
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My waitress cant speak English. I dont want a clock suckee i want a nice cake..
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"Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract. "


We have to see you perform , first.
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"My waitress cant speak English"


She is Not our staff
and has been told to leave.
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She is Not our staff
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I will take down her name and spank her address
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We have to see you perform , first.
I will not be performing in this greasy spoon, it stinks. I don't want hair in my food. And why are the customer smoking inside? It's illegal. Sort this trash out.
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"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
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No Judas
you are in Error.
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Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
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"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
I know. It stinks. Dirty Smokers filling the place, this is not what I want.

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No Judas
you are in Error.
That's not what the hygiene inspector thinks, when they found this in your tea bags.


Close it down. Clean it out.
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"Close it "


Again you are in Error.

We have a smoking area in our massive garden Area.
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