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Old 28-03-2011, 07:41 PM #1
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Default Have you had bad service at the arista cafe?

He claims that his cafe in perfect, labelling me a political nutter.

Have you had bad problems? I've had:
Mice droppings in my tea
Dog faeces on the plate
Nude, obese women eating next to me, whilst arista masturbates furiously
Been scolded, when Sticks bombed the cafe for poor safety
Found hairs in my food.

Arista is stubborn. Fact. Flock to his cafe and tell him how shoddy it is. It needs sorting.

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Aristas Cafe is the cleanest around, I heard you were opening a Cafe near his, trying to steal his customers?
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I found the service most enjoyable.
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I found the service most enjoyable.
It's nothing, especially compared to the 11 pence Big Brother coffee shop.

Arista uses the profits from his greasy spoon to import young teens into his international sex industry. I would of thought people like you would know better Shaun. He has you blinded by this.

Get down and funky
Check your tea's not to spunky.
That's the catchphrase for the arista cafe, no wonder why the tea's taste so milky.
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He teabagged my bagel.

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He claims that his cafe in perfect, labelling me a political nutter.

Have you had bad problems? I've had:
Mice droppings in my tea
Dog faeces on the plate
Nude, obese women eating next to me, whilst arista masturbates furiously
Been scolded, when Sticks bombed the cafe for poor safety
Found hairs in my food.

Arista is stubborn. Fact. Flock to his cafe and tell him how shoddy it is. It needs sorting.

Bang on.

You are on a High trip

you have not been to Our irish Cafe

Political Nutter you are
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Old 28-03-2011, 09:57 PM #8
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ignore him arista he's bitter because his "Falaffel Hut" idea went down the toilet.
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You are on a High trip

you have not been to Our irish Cafe

Political Nutter you are
I am not high arist - I know bad service. Infact, we have had a undercover reporter from the Bloated BBC's one show inspect your cafe. He is appauled. The arista cafe needs a good clean. Filthy.

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I am not high arist - I know bad service. Infact, we have had a undercover reporter from the Bloated BBC's one show inspect your cafe. He is appauled. The arista cafe needs a good clean. Filthy.



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ignore him arista he's bitter because his "Falaffel Hut" idea went down the toilet.
LOL. You're so pathetic! It wasn't a 'Falaffel Hut' actually It was just the 'Panini Lounge' for all the greatest munchies around on TiBB. You really are scum. Go suck arista off in this grease hole, your just another one of his cheap tarts. Sick.

And arista, I'm not high. Look at the service other members have been given. The Daily Mail would be ashamed to think there paper is read in such a shi-e whole.

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The Arista Cafe has been on a downward spiral ever since the ~liberal elite got hold of the place and turned it into a commie hipster dive.
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LOL. You're so pathetic! It wasn't a 'Falaffel Hut' actually It was just the 'Panini Lounge' for all the greatest munchies around on TiBB. You really are scum. Go suck arista off in this grease hole, your just another one of his cheap tarts. Sick.
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE MY BREAD IS BUTTERED. (and that's buttered, Judas, stop using margarine)
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LIBERALELITE. I heard there is going to be a joint meeting held there later by the Communist Society and the Socialist Workers. I didn't know that is the way arista leaned these days, but he would do anything to keep people visiting that **** whole. Apparently Angus48 and Parminion are the lead speakers, talking about a new future of liberalism and a end to the extreme right.

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AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE MY BREAD IS BUTTERED. (and that's buttered, Judas, stop using margarine)
Yeah, arista slops on the butter, I heard he scrapes it off of Vicky's nipples. Apparently he spent his budget on foreplay with her being the "spunky monkey" he is, so now he has to use the left over lubricant mixed in with utterly butterly to spread on his buns.

And the margarine from the Panini hut it twice as healthy as normal butter... and proberly five times as healthy as arista's substitute.
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"Yeah, arista slops on the butter, I heard he scrapes it off of Vicky's nipples. "



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