[Maia]

Australia are watching

[Shaun]

Eoinem - "Ban You"

Before the song starts Eoinem appears in the middle of all the contestants, making a lot of them anxious and Nervous.

The lights go completely out and eoinem begins....

That's why they call me Biast Mod (You're Banned)
You're Banned (You're Banned) (Biast Mod) You're Banned....

The lights come on and Eoinem is standing there in a hoody and jeans......

the set goes dark Blue and lasers start flying around the place, causing poor Vicky to have an epileptic fit, everyone quickly ignores her and we get the proper start to the song.

As the poeples names are heard Eoinem walks up to the members in attendance.

When I was just a junior member here
Novo used to tell me these crazy things
He used to tell me James and Mark were evil men,
He used to tell me they hated me (WAAAAA)
But then I got promoted to Mod (jealous bitches)
and I realized, Novo was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way he was.

They said I can't post with being "Biasty" no more
They ain't say I can't just ban this *****
(AH!) Slut, you think I won't ban you *****
we got the screenshots from your laptop you're gone?!
(AH!) These little mosters are thinking I'm baiting em
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hair down Smithy, I ain't gonna ban you
I'ma bait you, insult you then infract you. (hehe)
(AH!) Shut up jess, you're causing too much chaos (wurkin it)
Scott just bent Greg over like a slut Okay (WHAT)?
"Oh, now he's fucking Mods, abusing their power,
snorting lines like Stu does, and we gave him a second chance why?"
You god damn right Josy, and now it's too late
he's triple banned members , RIP Tommy, Steph and Stace
he invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

Bitch I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said (free Speech)
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile (AYO look theres S******)
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Bitch I'ma Ban you! Like a Multi account, I'ma conceal you
on a global ignore, no posts, no messages and 4 week ban
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Arista to sell 'em
I ain't Arista but I rap on his thoughts
"Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added"
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just a "sign of the times" and a little bit "Spiffing"
Iceman offend? NO! Iceman just ban
And if you ever get on the wrong side of him, you give him an impulse
to infract you again, THEN, if you do it again
you'll probably end up jumping into ban right up until the 10th (of never)
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma Ban you, I ain't done this ain't a permaban
I ain't even given you a 15 pointer yet to extend the ban more
A troll always moans after you Ban it three or four times
in a Month but that's normal ain't it Scott?
Serial troller hiding multi accounts
in a serial way, on top of his permaban, he's back again
Here we go again, he's out of his mind,
we're out of our minds, and they want you banned again, one final time!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Eh-heh, know why I ban these freaks?
Cause bans are fun and I love hearing members scream
And the way things seem, I should be an Admin having to put up with this shit
this site just did and posted the same thing TWEECE?!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate ths server
Fuck Gif's! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want turn this site into a Gaga freakshow (fuk that)
just shut the fuck up and realise the bitch has flopped?
fuck THAT! I'll ban Smithy to Nianstar
from Arista to permanant ban for Foxy Sarah
from Princess to Pisshead
from in-clique to new members just registered
I don't even believe in fairness I'm banning you just for the hell of it
just to hear you keep screaming for me laugh sit back and keep being me.
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MESSAGE FROM JAMES TO GO SPARE
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S HEADS ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
'til I have you at Final Warning, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Your banned for 2 weeks
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? Make that 3 weeks!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Ha ha, I'm just playing members
You know I'm not like that
at the end a huge pyrotechnics display goes off leaving the word "Banned" clearly visable

[ChristmasNeeve]

Wales are watching!

[Smithy]

I just died

[Shaun]

That was quite a scary performance, no?

He has melted some of your tan, no?

Fuck you slut, no?

Next up, Vanuatu, no?

[T*]

SWEDEN IS WATCHING!

[ChristmasNeeve]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................

[Vicky.]

Ahahaha I love it

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................

gif fail :L

[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Black
Song: Rebecca Black's My Daughter
To the tune of:

Youtube video

Do do do do do do do do do do

I saw a **** song, of some girl who can’t sing,
Like who cares, like who cares, like who cares?
Someone says she looks and sounds just like me,
How they tease, how they tease, how they tease

Get me onto Jeremy Kyle,
an eager audience or two
and a DNA test before I’m believing,
Damn, I wish the world hadn’t seen,
Surely I couldn’t spawn such a being.
Results are in oh no, please no,
This really cannot be true…

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord this can’t be right?


I remember that night in summer, that drunken silly fling,
It’s not, it’s not fair, it’s not fair
All those years ago, a condom I had forgotten to bring
Oh I scream, Oh I scream, Oh I scream.


Give me a quick a loaded gun,
At least Bieber isn’t my ****ing son.
I wish I hadn’t woke this morning,
This is too crazy.

This may be fun, fun, fun for you
Having to decide which seat to choose
But they don’t just laugh at you,
My perfect life is now through

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord I hate you so much YouTube.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo


That’s it I’m moving to Vanuatu,
Rebecca I don’t want to know you,
I will always hate you YouTube.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
That’s my so called life I had
through, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Josy]

Amazing well done Eoinem!

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Smithy

gif fail :L

I can see it :/

[Iceman]

I will always hate you youtube

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I can see it :/

So could I


smithy fail :L

[ChristmasNeeve]

lmao Well done Ben!!

[Shaun]

That was so moving and beautiful. I had a similar experience when I discovered that Chris Crocker had stolen my eyelashes, but...well...when did you last hear from him?

LET'S GO TO THE NORTH OF KOREA.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

So could I


smithy fail :L

Nothing new there then

[GypsyGoth]

Good jobs Eoin & Ben

[Maia]

Eoinem and Mr. Black

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

[Shaun]

Li'l Kim Jong-Il - Korea's Revenge (feat. Saddam Hussein)

Youtube video

[The stage is awash with green smoke; pink strobe lights begin to flash in time with the opening beats, exposing Li'l Kim sat in an egg-chair in mid-air, on a wire]
I am not busy, I am so ronery
So far ahead, you punks can blow me
See nobody can overthrow me,
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only
[A red CGI dragon appears on the giant screen behind Li'l Kim]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only.
Look at my heir Jong-un, how the West be fumin'
So fuck 'em all my kingdom is bloomin'
Yeah, I said it, boo-ming
Blow it up, wild thing
[Fireworks go off at the front of the screen]
(Haha) Magma
Hey Korea, hey Korea, swagger
I got the guns, we ain't got medicine
I got jails, sentencing
I'm a "mad bitch", a "tyrant"
Well I'll whip down south, cunts.
Use force 'by accident',
[He begins dutty-wining]
Better watch your back, bitch, I'm on a front
You need a job, our success counts on you,
hear that bitch? No Motherland Without You
America brags a lot, I'll hit you if you mock
I am a commie, suck my cock.
It's hard work, I know it's tough
But enough is enough

[Four dancers run in from the sides, dressed in soldier uniforms. They lift up Li'l Kim and spin him around. They put him down at the end of the chorus.]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for switchin' you bitches on?
Is it my fault that we got the atomic bomb?
Shoulda sent us arms, just like Chairman Mao
Now I'ma shoot your ships up, pow-pow-pow
"(Ki-Ki-Ki) Kim, they just mad 'cause you like Pol Pot"
Word, those bitches mad 'cos I'm like Pol Pot?
Well, bitches, if you vote then y'all get shot
Got some soldiers out in Pyongyang that'll off your top
[The soldiers mime a firing squad against some dissident extras at the back of the stage]
I-I-I-I see you London, I hear you Dublin
I got you scared, shook, panickin'
Overseas, France, Mexican
My 'dictatorship' is maddenin'
You wanna fuck with me? I hear that right?
I'm the motherfuckin' boss, override.
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
[Lady GaGa joins him onstage dressed as a motorbike; they writhe together]
Now Lady GaGa's gettin' fucked, all night
I see them rusty-as Yankee popstars
Raggedy-ass, showin' your arse
[He shoves Lady GaGa off-stage]
I kill the gays, gas them in their cars
Born this way? Oh what a farce
(What a farce!) What, wha-wha-what, what a farce
Born this way? What a farce!
[Several angry Monsters run onstage and begin pummeling Li'l Kim with their fists and heels; Saddam Husseiny suddenly emerges from the back doors and holds them up at gunpoint - they run away. Li'l Kim climbs back into his eggchair and dances arrogantly as Saddam begins rapping.]

Saddam Husseiny:
A-a-a-a-all you li'l faggots can suck it,
No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em, yeah treat them like maggots,
And I'm wicked enough to make straight bastards bend
Yeah, in iron maidens, bitch, keep acting as if
You have the same rights that I have
Yeah, right, stay hungry, infidel
Political opponents will go straight to Hell
It's hot enough there to give you heat-rash
Try and challenge me whilst I hold my whip (I'll lash!)
[Li'l Kim begins to descend back to the stage floor; he grinds against Saddam, joining him in the chorus]
Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony
Before I shove a homing missile up your ass
You know your place, so why ask?
When Husseiny and Kimmy's world class
It's (aristocrats) beats (proletariat)

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

[Kim Jong-suk, Li'l Kim's mother, appears at the top of the stairs in a kimono, face mask and tight hair rollers; she begins to scold Jong-Il.]
Kimmy! Kimmy!
Stop it, stop it!
You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
You and this Saddam Husseiny!
What's goin' on?
They'll lock you away!
They'll put you in a jail cell!
I promise!
Take the UN's warning, Kimmy
Pleaaaaaaase
Back to bed! Run along!
Let's go! Come on!
Put those nukes down at once, boys.

[Shaun]

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

[Iceman]

LOL thats brilliant

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

[ChristmasNeeve]

brilliant!! Who's is that? Is that dezzys?