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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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Locke.
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My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and *****d. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me.
You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. |
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V.I.P
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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you are forgiven, my child.
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filthy mudblood
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I still have to watch eps 5 & 6.
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A Lannister Always Pays His Debts
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![]() "She was left for dead on the sands of Tatooine, as was I. But fate sometimes steps in to rescue the wretched." |
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