[waterhog]

forget the teachers, the Joe is now on strike

i watch the news intence,
but now i am getting off the fence.
the teachers called a strike,
thats put thoughts in my head i like.
so the poems are now on hold,
untill the wonga is sorted, so be it if i am being bold.
i want to feel the paper and that wod,
yes its blackmail, i am one slippery sod.
i want £100,000 for every scribble,
the value of my work is not bite size but a nibble.
someone mad must want a poetry adventure,
will the joe take money of those with dementure.
my life will change with fame and fortune,
fear of debt and being out of work i am immune.
and when the public are sick i will fade,
nasty critics will leave me in the shade.
forget petions and MP letters, the Joe wont fight,
because after all my words,i no a perminent strike is so right.

(untill the joe sees the money NOMORE POETRY lol herayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y lol hope it makes you all smile )

[MeMyselfAndI]

oh god this again

[Suze]

The Joe on strike
now all I've heard
the thought of it
is quite absurd
no poetry
from the Joe
Oh woe are us
oh, woe woe woe

[MeMyselfAndI]

arent you dirtyharry or whatever

[InOne]

You can go on strike from this site if you want

[Novo]

How come your not using your other account Joe

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Novo

How come your not using your other account Joe

he couldn't get into his other account

[GypsyGoth]

Oh noes, Joe on strike, what will we do

[_Seth]

No-one gives a flying pizza.

[waterhog]

i would do a rap to complain,
but you must understand while on strike poetry wont rain.
you wont get one more from me as this is your lot,
you might as well think i am in my r-i-p- plot.
you may knock and condem infarct i totally agree,
but i am just glad with no more poems i have set so many free.
and the ones that miss i do say sorry,
because i no my poems hit you harder then a lorry.
but my tires are flat and my engines is rusted,
the joe has been well and truely busted.

lol @ the joe - one mad dude lol

[_Seth]

I've never read any of your poems and believe me, I never will.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Phlip

I've never read any of your poems and believe me, I never will.

They're not so bad
They read like Joe rapper
for poems written in haste
they could have been *rapper.

[Shaun]

[Jords]

u mad?

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one gives a flying pizza.

is that you parsnip ? long time no chat baby ? why have you left me for so long with out you ? i need your loverly words to keep me mad i mean normal lol anyway pasnip i am looking forward to your next comment on my next post which is probably going to be tommorow when i wake up < sleep tight parsnip and boy have i missed you lol

[Locke.]

I'm sure this guy has about 12 accounts

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Suze

The Joe on strike
now all I've heard
the thought of it
is quite absurd
no poetry
from the Joe
Oh woe are us
oh, woe woe woe

what can i say suze ?????????????????

want to do a duet with the joe ?

[Boothy]

Is this the Dirty Harry guy?

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by Boothy

Is this the Dirty Harry guy?

Yes

[Scarlett.]

Stay on strike kthnx

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Phlip

I've never read any of your poems and believe me, I never will.

But felt the need to conribute to the thread - SUPER

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Harry!

Yes

Dunno why theJoe felt the need pick on you with username DrirtyVileHarryUK - what happened in the past???????? Both you and him seem OK and not objectionable lads - you know me on emails H, and Joe is nice to me here.

Even soots raps back at the Joe during live BBs

[sooty]

All members comment reminds me of words "Dysfunctional family".

[Claymores]

LOL soots - except they are trying to divorce me in favour to others who had signed-in a mod and get away with it.