[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

*screams house down*

Earwigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWATTING BASTARD AWFUL CREEPY TWAT SH!TTY BOLLOCK INSECTS!!!!!!!!!

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear they're mutating. Theres more and more and friggin BIG!!!!!!!!

And fly spray doesn't kill 'em

(Yes, a huge one just landed infront of me)

Make a flamethrower.

So much more satisfying

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Make a flamethrower.

So much more satisfying

Hmmmmm ideas ideas.......

[InOne]

Self service things, when they work they work but once one little thing goes wrong it all crashes and burns. So you're stood there looking like an idiot whilst the till person has to scuttle over

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by InOne

Self service things, when they work they work but once one little thing goes wrong it all crashes and burns. So you're stood there looking like an idiot whilst the till person has to scuttle over

LOL

When they start shouting at you that you have bagged the wrong weight and everyone looks at you like you are trying to shoplift until the redfaced cashier mooches over and mumbles an apology

[Pyramid*]

Those wee skittery sachets of tomato sauce you get at motorway stations etc: trying to open them without them oozing onto you, never enough in them and murder to squeeze the sauce out without getting the pathetic tiny amount everywhere else, except where you want it to be.

they are the work of the devil.

[King Gizzard]

yes! half ends up on your hands

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Nate

yes! half ends up on your hands

Hands, table, skirt. Everywhere bar the chips / plate / burger.

[Smithy]

I had one of mayonnaise once, i squeezed it and the mayo shot over my shoulder and stained the chair I was sat on

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

I had one of mayonnaise once, i squeezed it and the mayo shot over my shoulder and stained the chair I was sat on

[King Gizzard]

The feeling of jubilation when seeing that there is a bottle of ketchup on your table when you go into a cafe/restaraunt is the best feeling in the world

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Smithy

I had one of mayonnaise once, i squeezed it and the mayo shot over my shoulder and stained the chair I was sat on

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Smithy

I had one of mayonnaise once, i squeezed it and the mayo shot over my shoulder and stained the chair I was sat on

Ahhh....that old excuse eh!

[Kerry]

Grinding or 'clicking' my own teeth. Never used to

Idiots online

[Marc]

Loud sneezing.

People eating my food in the fridge without asking.

[Josy]

Someone calling your house phone then asking "Who's This?", well you bloody phoned here you twat so who the **** are you!

[CharlieO]

How yummy the children's chocolate petit filous' are I've eaten way too much of them.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

How yummy the children's chocolate petit filous' are I've eaten way too much of them.

Ohhh no!! These are the nicest yoghurts ever

[CharlieO]

I like them as well but these kiddie ones are so addictive, I'm not having any more. Giving up yoghurts.

[Smithy]

it starting to rain when i need to take the dog out

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Ohhh no!! These are the nicest yoghurts ever

have you tried these?



They're so good, I whimper when I eat them.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by happyland

have you tried these?



They're so good, I whimper when I eat them.

No, I'm not a big fan of chocolate yoghurt but I do love rolos mmmmmmm

[Niall]

Originally Posted by happyland

have you tried these?



They're so good, I whimper when I eat them.

Oh my God I love those things. sal;jhdflhdsagjh

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

No, I'm not a big fan of chocolate yoghurt but I do love rolos mmmmmmm

I'm not a big fan either, in fact I don't even have that a sweet tooth! But underneath that layer of chocolate there's a layer of toffee stuff that tastes like butterscotch... its divine!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by happyland

I'm not a big fan either, in fact I don't even have that a sweet tooth! But underneath that layer of chocolate there's a layer of toffee stuff that tastes like butterscotch... its divine!

ohhhhhhhhhh, yum, toffee yoghurt is my weakness

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that they put all shows that can be entertaining on a saturday evening all at one time such as strictly dancing, or x factor etc, and people have to alternate to watch but then when they're over there's nothing entertaining to watch