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Patrick · 28-07-2011, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Was Mikey from Big Brother 7 around about?

I GENUINELY laughed so ******ing hard there.

Stu · 28-07-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Mikey wasn't the only one who re-entered that night

pmfsl

ILoveTRW · 28-07-2011, 11:45 PM

can't believe ben closed my thread

im wishing bad things on your parents for not circumcising you patrick

\PJ/ · 28-07-2011, 11:45 PM

Never been in a relationship, but if they did I think I would be a bit crazy about it and burn all there clothes or something I hate when people are unfaithful it makes everything pointless.

Stu · 28-07-2011, 11:45 PM

Seriously though I'd come alone at the idea of Marcus Bentley narrating my first sexual encounter.

And to answer the question no because I've never been in a relationship.

Ninastar · 28-07-2011, 11:46 PM

yeah i was only joking when i said i cheated, I havent even been in a relationship

Patrick · 28-07-2011, 11:46 PM

Also PJ, I'd just like to say in regard to the other thread;

I own a bath,

..not a shower.

Ninastar · 28-07-2011, 11:47 PM

how do you wash your hair?

Locke. · 28-07-2011, 11:48 PM

The same way everyone else that has a bath washes theirs, probably

Patrick · 28-07-2011, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Seriously though I'd come alone at the idea of Marcus Bentley narrating my first sexual encounter.

And to answer the question no because I've never been in a relationship.

'11:43PM: Penetration begins'

Stu · 28-07-2011, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

Also PJ, I'd just like to say in regard to the other thread;

I own a bath,

..not a shower.

Boothy · 28-07-2011, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke.

The same way everyone else that has a bath washes theirs, probably

Tom4784 · 28-07-2011, 11:51 PM

I've never cheated.

*proceeds to silently judge those who have*

Ninastar · 28-07-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke.

The same way everyone else that has a bath washes theirs, probably

yeah but doesn't that make your hair greasy

Patrick · 28-07-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar

how do you wash your hair?

...I put shampoo on it, look at myself in the mirror and wink and then I put my head under water and wander what other girls I know are having a bath right now, then I sit up and take the shampoo that is running into my eye - like a full blown man, don't shed a ******ing tear.

I then wipe my face with a towel and look in the mirror and feel like I have accomplished something.

\PJ/ · 28-07-2011, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

Also PJ, I'd just like to say in regard to the other thread;

I own a bath,

..not a shower.

Oh really LOLZ?x

HAVE A ****ING SHAVE!

ILoveTRW · 28-07-2011, 11:53 PM

I feel bad for voting cheating
does kissing someone really count?
its not as if you can catch any STDs from it

King Gizzard · 28-07-2011, 11:54 PM

I wrote SOH CAH TOA on my calculator in a maths GCSE. rebel

Oh not that type of cheating?

Patrick · 28-07-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by \PJ/

Oh really LOLZ?x

HAVE A ****ING SHAVE!

I think you'll find Son I had a shave in March and shave frequently every 3-5 Days.
Now be quiet.

Stu · 28-07-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

...I put shampoo on it, look at myself in the mirror and wink and then I put my head under water and wander what other girls I know are having a bath right now, then I sit up and take the shampoo that is running into my eye - like a full blown man, don't shed a ******ing tear.

I then wipe my face with a towel and look in the mirror and feel like I have accomplished something.

Your posts are read out by Jeremy Clarkson in my head.