[Babschap]

Back to OP thread, sh** on her face, or gift wrap some poo in tin foil, and tell loo that it's a face pack. Loo will love that.

[DoM-h]

He has a collection of frozen turds that he's been keeping in the freezer. He will collect them until he has enough to spell out

' Jay + Loo <3 '

[Pyramid*]

A loveheart, fashioned from his own excrement, placed 'lovingly' underneath her pillow, with a trail of skid marks on the pillow slip, in the shape of an arrow, to direct her to what's underneath.

[Babschap]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

A loveheart, fashioned from his own excrement, placed 'lovingly' underneath her pillow, with a trail of skid marks on the pillow slip, in the shape of an arrow, to direct her to what's underneath.

Brilliant!

[ibkaz]

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !

Louise 'No big brother, I've got a tissue here, well not quite a tissue, jay gave it me big brother, he so romantic I call it my jayjay hanky (lousie shows bb jays undies) ...oh no big bruv I haven't had any c
hocolat honest big bruv.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Babschap

Brilliant!

I really need to lift my mind out of the gutter now and again, don't I !!

[sosadbbend]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.

I kinda know what you mean by that and until last night's viewing I did think Louise was a little intimidated sometimes and went along with things. After seeing what she said in the diary room, they are more well suited than I thought!Yuk
I would be so embarrassed if I was her family.

[sosadbbend]

Originally Posted by CherieB

If Jay is evicted before Louise he will drag her by her hair up the stairs, out the door and shag her in front of the crowd...she will then turn to the cameras and say now THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..then the Chavz will cheer and cheer, and cheer some more before they hop on the bus back to Nooo castle...