[waterhog]

WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO CHRISTMAS SHOP ?

in a little street,
where dose flow the pound coin,
is turning on the Christmas lights,
is the 1st of November a right move or a pain in the groin.
i can see the benefit,
the shops will have a early revenue,
the draw back is,
it will be a longer Christmas menu.
time's are hard,
we are meant to be in a very tough recession,
but letting us Christmas shop early,
is stupid,its theJoe's confession.
i had a late night,
god my head was very sore,
but someone on BBC reported, that Rowan Williams said,
its about time we take from the rich and give to the poor.
and this thought entered,
into my Christmas shopping dispute,
because only the rich can afford this,
the poor have nothing to contribute.
i think if every job paid,
then there would be less of a divide,
money into the economy,
and a full year round Christmas shopping experience this would provide.


(HELLO EVERYONE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, AS YOU CAN SEE I CAN NO LONGER WRITE MY NUT CASE POEMS ON MY FAVE SHOW BIG-BROTHER, BECAUSE IT IS A LOAD OF S???. SO I AM TRYING TO OCCUPY MY HEAD WITH THE NEWS AGAIN. I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT THE SHOPS ARE GOING TO TRY AND GET CHRISTMAS STARTED EARLY BY STARTING THE CHRISTMAS SELLING EARLY TO HOPEFULLY BOOST THE ECONOMY. WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA ? UN TILL YOU SEE THE DiVIDE IN WHAT PEOPLE EARN, YES I CAN UNDERSTAND EVEN RICH PEOPLE ARE FINDING IT HARDER IN THE-ESE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES BUT TRUST ME, THE POOR ARE NOT FINDING IT HARD BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET BY AND ONLY JUST SCRAPE BY. TH ATS WHY I FEEL THE SOLUTION IS TO VASTLY PUT UP THE MINI-UM WAGE SO THAT EMPLOYERS ARE NOT MAKING YOU WORK FOR PEANUTS WHILE THEY ARE MILLIONS. I ALSO MASSIVELY RESPECT ROWAN WILLIAMS THE HEAD OF THE CHURCH FOR SAYING WE NEED A ROBIN HOOD TAX? IE TAKE FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR, I UNDERSTAND SOME MAY NOT FEEL THIS IS NOT FARE BUT I WOULD SAY ITS DOUBLY UNFAIR TO TAKE FROM THE POOR AND GIVE TO THE RICH WHICH IS SO CLEARLY HAPPENING NOW, TRUST ME, IT IS NO EASY WALK GETTING BY ON BENEFITS. OR HAS THEJOE GOT IT WRONG AS USUAL ? MAYBE WE NEED TO CUT BENEFITS EVEN MORE ? WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DO A LIFE SWAP WITH THEJOE ? PS THE EASIEST PART OF MY LIFE IS PUTTING THESE NUT CASE POEMS TOGETHER, THE DIFFICULTY IS FINDING SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER 23 HOURS AND 58 MINS OF EACH DAY.)

[_Seth]

No-one cares about your poems. You need to put it in Creative Writing.

*sigh* this forum would be amazing without you. <3

[Smithy]

why the **** do you even bother f/

but no, it's never to early, i started a couple of weeks ago, and my brother is now sorted

[Suze]

I already have a few presents bought, also bought some extra Christmas cards today.

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one cares about your poems. You need to put it in Creative Writing.

*sigh* this forum would be amazing without you. <3

I like TheJoe's prose. And the forum needs people like TheJoe.

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Suze

I like TheJoe's prose. And the forum needs people like TheJoe.

He should post it all in Creative Writing, then. =/

[arista]

Yes Oxford Street London started days before they should
and who was happy to go on TV News
the Shop Owners rubbing there hands.

It's all about selling stuff

[Crimson Dynamo]

I was given a home made remote control box last year, its for glasses, remotes and things.

best present I have had in years, cost nothing but a bit of time


The high street is not the answer. thought is.

[Iceman]

Got all mine done last month cause I had a bit of extra cash. No rushing around this year But will still go in on Xmas eve

[MTVN]

I always leave it till late December, partly because I'm lazy and partly I prefer doing it nearer to Christmas, gets me more in the mood

[Visage]

I like to leave it as late as I can in hope of getting a few bargains.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one cares about your poems. You need to put it in Creative Writing.

*sigh* this forum would be amazing without you. <3

to my loverly darling parsnip,
with you theJoe so wants to kip.
i have missed you and your nice words on big brother,
come along, everyone no's you are a theJoe lover.
we can kiss and snog like jay and louise,
even share a bed, me you can tease.
in and out and up and down,
i am not doing that again, its your turn for the brown.



tell everyone what you said to me parsnip ? REMEMBER about me being the only one for you - i mean you had to be there for it to mean anythink, theJoe is one lucky man to be in love with the parsnip.

seeya tonights babes bring a ky jelly - i am sore.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Suze

I already have a few presents bought, also bought some extra Christmas cards today.

suze < you are on form <

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Suze

I like TheJoe's prose. And the forum needs people like TheJoe.

suze < i am not easy or anything - but will you marry me ?

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by madJOE

we can kiss and snog like jay and louise,
even share a bed, me you can tease.
in and out and up and down,


seeya tonights babes bring a ky jelly - i am sore.