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Old 13-02-2012, 07:12 PM #1
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..an appreciation thread for the great lady


QUOTE: 'You sir, are a low life amoral piece of cr*p'

QUOTE: 'This is my courtroom and I can say what I like. When you become a judge, we will talk'

QUOTE: 'Who are you'?
WITNESS: 'I'm here for pain and suffering'
JJ 'Yours or mine'?
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"Don't pee on my shoe and tell me it's raining."
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"Don't pee on my shoe and tell me it's raining."
Oh yes..I think I've heard that one recently Livia...classic JJ
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JJ: 'You know how I can tell if a 17 year old girl is lying.. when her mouth moves'
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"I'm not gonna waste another second on this case. Between the two of you, I doubt I could put together a three-digit IQ."
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Ooo...It's "don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining". You can probably go to jail for misquoting Judge Judy...
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'I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous..although I am'
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All her lines are amazing. There was particularly good case last week, where she ripped this idiot "mother" apart after hearing she told her six year old daughter that her dad wasn't her real dad and then she sent her off to him. It was a lie as well
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