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joeysteele · 29-03-2012, 01:24 PM

The official JEDWARD/JOEY coalition manifesto for the tibb election 2012.

With no gimmicks frills or showy effects, to our supporters who wish to do so you can help promote any or all the policies any way you wish to.

1) We will scrap the TV licence, we believe in this technological day and age ,it's ridiculous to have to have a licence to own a TV for one set of Channel company only.

2)On our 'crime' agenda we have several polices.
We would restore capital punishment as the maximum option again for murder and the sentence for multiple murder.

3) Crimes of paedophilia to carry a life sentence.

4) New crime of intent to be added, in cases of abduction, kidnap and criminal damage, intent to be considered as to the more unsavoury outcomes probable during the committing of those crimes.
Thereby invoking much more severe sentencing.

5) Social issues we would bring changes to would be that all dog owners must register their dog with the address the dog is resident in.

6), Noisy neighbours are no longer to be tolerated,we will bring in legislation to make it much quicker to have noisy neighbours controlled or moved.

7) Part crime,part social issue, We would invest in the Police to ensure we have the fullest and best equipped front line officers so that UK citizens can feel much safer.We would also encourage recruitment from ethnic minorities to reflect the local communities.

8)Equality for the disabled, we would enforce the rights of the disabled to be able to get around the same as everyone else.
All authorites and Companies must make provision for the disabled as to acccess and with no rules of limited numbers.
Grants could be made available to help with the costs of providing this vital necessity for small companies for whom the costs could be difficult to fund.

9)On taxation we would reduce VAT to 10% on CDs,DVDs and Games.We feel that although these are items bought by adults, children save up for such items and should be encouraged to do so but not be ripped off by overpricing.
The music, films and games industries are World renowned and despite the current climate we would want to support their future success both at home and abroad.

10)We would scrap for all, parking fees at Hospitals.

11) Our foreign policy would be to bring all the troops out of Afghanistan and any remaining in Iraq.

12) In addition to bringing the troops home, we would adopt a policy of no more interference in the Middle East and not follow at will the USA's calling as to policing the rest of the World.
We would seek to fully encourage the UN to take an active role around the World. We could then on a voluntary basis commit some troops annually to Peacekeeping missions.

13) These next polices are 2 more simple issues on a sweeter and lighter note.
Restoration of the thick layer of chocolate on a Mars bar has to be brought in.
From what Mars bars were a decade ago, the standard and quality has fallen considerably.

14) Special outlets will be opened and encouraged to set up as 'Crisps' restaurants. For the crisp addicts and snack addicts who are largely passed by in most places.

This is JFs and my final choices for our 'Jedward/Joey coalition', a mix of fairness and very serious issues.
Protection being the aim for UK citizens and also savings as to parking fees, TV licence cost and a lower tax on some goods.
Finally rounded off with some lighter policies too.

We believe there is something for everyone in these policies, please join our fight and vote for us. Give us your 'licence to go' and sort these things out.We will not let you down.

Maia · 29-03-2012, 01:31 PM

The Piddles Party will have a speech in good time.

Vanessa · 29-03-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by joeysteele

The official JEDWARD/JOEY coalition manifesto for the tibb election 2012.

With no gimmicks frills or showy effects, to our supporters who wish to do so you can help promote any or all the policies any way you wish to.

1) We will scrap the TV licence, we believe in this technological day and age ,it's ridiculous to have to have a licence to own a TV for one set of Channel company only.

2)On our 'crime' agenda we have several polices.
We would restore capital punishment as the maximum option again for murder and the sentence for multiple murder.

3) Crimes of paedophilia to carry a life sentence.

4) New crime of intent to be added, in cases of abduction, kidnap and criminal damage, intent to be considered as to the more unsavoury outcomes probable during the committing of those crimes.
Thereby invoking much more severe sentencing.

5) Social issues we would bring changes to would be that all dog owners must register their dog with the address the dog is resident in.

6), Noisy neighbours are no longer to be tolerated,we will bring in legislation to make it much quicker to have noisy neighbours controlled or moved.

7) Part crime,part social issue, We would invest in the Police to ensure we have the fullest and best equipped front line officers so that UK citizens can feel much safer.We would also encourage recruitment from ethnic minorities to reflect the local communities.

8)Equality for the disabled, we would enforce the rights of the disabled to be able to get around the same as everyone else.
All authorites and Companies must make provision for the disabled as to acccess and with no rules of limited numbers.
Grants could be made available to help with the costs of providing this vital necessity for small companies for whom the costs could be difficult to fund.

9)On taxation we would reduce VAT to 10% on CDs,DVDs and Games.We feel that although these are items bought by adults, children save up for such items and should be encouraged to do so but not be ripped off by overpricing.
The music, films and games industries are World renowned and despite the current climate we would want to support their future success both at home and abroad.

10)We would scrap for all, parking fees at Hospitals.

11) Our foreign policy would be to bring all the troops out of Afghanistan and any remaining in Iraq.

12) In addition to bringing the troops home, we would adopt a policy of no more interference in the Middle East and not follow at will the USA's calling as to policing the rest of the World.
We would seek to fully encourage the UN to take an active role around the World. We could then on a voluntary basis commit some troops annually to Peacekeeping missions.

13) These next polices are 2 more simple issues on a sweeter and lighter note.
Restoration of the thick layer of chocolate on a Mars bar has to be brought in.
From what Mars bars were a decade ago, the standard and quality has fallen considerably.

14) Special outlets will be opened and encouraged to set up as 'Crisps' restaurants. For the crisp addicts and snack addicts who are largely passed by in most places.

This is JFs and my final choices for our 'Jedward/Joey coalition', a mix of fairness and very serious issues.
Protection being the aim for UK citizens and also savings as to parking fees, TV licence cost and a lower tax on some goods.
Finally rounded off with some lighter policies too.

We believe there is something for everyone in these policies, please join our fight and vote for us. Give us your 'licence to go' and sort these things out.We will not let you down.

Roy Mars III · 29-03-2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mollie.

The Piddles Party will have a speech in good time.

Make sure you include the part about the free pizza every friday

Glenn. · 29-03-2012, 02:00 PM

Would like to see a cat beat that manifesto

Kate! · 29-03-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Would like to see a cat beat that manifesto

Piddles is the one on the right. A dog. In other words...not a cat!

Vanessa · 29-03-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Roy Mars III

Make sure you include the part about the free pizza every friday

Is it a Domino's pizza?

Kizzy · 29-03-2012, 02:08 PM

Way to go lads!!!

*bursts with pride*

Livia · 29-03-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

If Labear changed their name to "labia", then I would be tempted.

Hmmm.... I may have been a little highbrow in my appeals to you. I should have aimed lower...

29-03-2012, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia

Hmmm.... I may have been a little highbrow in my appeals to you. I should have aimed lower...

Or half way down at least!

Niamh. · 29-03-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia

"Labear supporter accuses neutral of racial slur..."

More on that story later...

First Kate slandering the French and now Arista stereotyping the Irish. Disgraceful.

Livia · 29-03-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

Or half way down at least!

Noted.

Kate! · 29-03-2012, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh.

First Kate slandering the French and now Arista stereotyping the Irish. Disgraceful.

Alls fair in L'amour and whatever the French word for War is...Idk?

bbfan1991 · 29-03-2012, 02:42 PM

Who are the parties? Just having a first time read

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Kate! · 29-03-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bbfan1991

Who are the parties? Just having a first time read

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The Parties up for election are as follows -

The Piddles Party - represented by Mollie
The Coalition Party - represented by Joeysteele and Jedwardfever
The Labear Party - represented by Nathan

bbfan1991 · 29-03-2012, 02:47 PM

Thank you

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joeysteele · 29-03-2012, 03:05 PM

THE 'JEDWARD/JOEY COALITION' PARTY'S ELECTION SPEECH FOR TIBB MP 2012.

In all elections, parties can only be right if they accept that all their hopes of righting wrongs and improving people’s lives are the same hopes shared by the people that vote for them. We believe we are in touch with what people want and can live up to what they expect.

Our slogan is ‘LICENCE TO GO!’. That slogan stands for two things: first, when we are elected, we pledge to abolish the TV Licence in the UK. But more than that, ‘LICENCE TO GO!’ is what our supporters will give us when they trust us with their vote. And we’ll never forget who gave us that licence, and who will have the power to take it away if we do not live up to our promises.

We have turned our backs on frills and gimmicks. There is no such thing as a freebie, someone somewhere will have to pay. We prefer to take a stand with only our policies and our reputations at stake. We believe that much of what is in operation economically is sound and not to be tampered with at this time. Some other things however have been sadly neglected in the face of public opposition, and now need to be put right. We believe we are the party to put them right.

Put your faith in us and return us to power and we will honour the licence you give us to act on your behalf and deliver the promises we made in our manifesto:

Protecting Children from Paedophiles. The only way to really protect children is to make sure such people cannot get to them ever again. This is why we pledge to introduce a life sentence for convicted paedophiles.

Protecting the Disabled. Disabled people are entitled to have all the rights and freedoms of movement as the rest of the population. If that right is failing to be provided then that is discriminating against them and this is unacceptable.

Internationally, we are getting into all sorts of problems trying to oversee other Countries, so much so our own safety, security are at times neglected. We pledge to stop interfering in other Countries’ affairs. That is why we would bring all our troops home with immediate effect, and in the future pull back from following other nations’ whims when it comes to policing the world. We would continue to give the UN our full support.

We tell it like it is and we feel very strongly about the policies we have outlined. Without your support, that will be all our policies remain, strong feelings, but with no licence to do anything about changing things for the better. But with the licence to bring about change, entrusted to us by our supporters, we pledge to make these policies a reality.

We know that you will consider your options carefully before you decide, but we believe you will, once you’ve thought about our manifesto and the pledges we’ve made, turn your support into votes for the Coalition.

Thank you for your support..
JF and Joey, The Jedward/Joey coalition party.