[Benjamin]

Is there any sayings or rhymes you remember from childhood? Mrluvaluva posting the beans rhyme made me think of it.


I remember this as a kid:

Yum, yum, bubblegum,
stick it up your mothers bum.
If it sticks, pull her tits,
and out come weetabix.

[GypsyGoth]

[Omah]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Is there any sayings or rhymes you remember from childhood? Mrluvaluva posting the beans rhyme made me think of it.


I remember this as a kid:

Yum, yum, bubblegum,
stick it up your mothers bum.
If it sticks, pull her tits,
and out come weetabix.

How rude .....

[Omah]

Happy birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to you

[Mrluvaluva]

Milk, milk, lemonade.
'round the corner chocolate's made.

(use imagination)

[Bollo]

Eeniemeeniemacaracararearedominacachickabackalolli poppaompompush

[Kizzy]

Isn't it a pity that a woman in the city got hit on the titty by a hard boiled egg.

[Kizzy]

Tarara boom de ay, my teacher trumped today, she blew the school away, thats why we're on holiday!

[Shaun]

"Uncle Joe stop touching me" was a common one

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"Uncle Joe stop touching me" was a common one

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

Milk, milk, lemonade.
'round the corner chocolate's made.

(use imagination)

Too rude .....

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by kizzy

Tarara boom de ay, my teacher trumped today, she blew the school away, thats why we're on holiday!

Tarara boom de ay, my knickers flew away, they came back yesterday, tarara boom de ay.

[Benjamin]

I also remember drawing a stick lady on one hand and then a squiggly mess on the other and singing whilst pretending to catch and squash.

Here's Maggie Thatcher,
toss her up and catch her.
Squish, squash, squish, squash,
here's Maggie Thatcher.

[Boothy]

While shepherds washed their socks by night, all watching ITV, the angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I also remember drawing a stick lady on one hand and then a squiggly mess on the other and singing whilst pretending to catch and squash.

Here's Maggie Thatcher,
toss her up and catch her.
Squish, squash, squish, squash,
here's Maggie Thatcher.

Brilliant!!! haha love it

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I also remember drawing a stick lady on one hand and then a squiggly mess on the other and singing whilst pretending to catch and squash.

Here's Maggie Thatcher,
toss her up and catch her.
Squish, squash, squish, squash,
here's Maggie Thatcher.

Your reminding me of one of those Japanese Horrors with that song.

[Glenn.]

Olly olly olly
Tits in the trolley
Balls in the biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
With your finger up your arse
Playing with your dinga'linga ling

[Smithy]

We had one about hitler only having one ball but i cant remember it

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Smithy

We had one about hitler only having one ball but i cant remember it

We always did:

Hitler - has only got one ball
The other - is in the albert hall
His mother - the dirty bugger
Chopped it off when he was small

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by MTVN

We always did:

Hitler - has only got one ball
The other - is in the albert hall
His mother - the dirty bugger
Chopped it off when he was small

I actually remember that one at Primary School.

[Kizzy]

There was one about robin losing his pants in france...

We broke up ,we broke up, we dont care if the school blows up
they'll be no more english, no more french
no more sitting on the old school bench
if the teacher disagrees ,we'll jump up and box his ears
If that does not serve him right , blow him up with dynamite!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Smithy

We had one about hitler only having one ball but i cant remember it

Originally Posted by MTVN

We always did:

Hitler - has only got one ball
The other - is in the albert hall
His mother - the dirty bugger
Chopped it off when he was small

..mine was a slightly different version..I can't remember it exactly but something along the lines........

Hitler..he only had one ball
Goring had two..bur very small
Himmler..had something similar
but Goebbels had no balls at all

..I don't know..something like that

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

L'araigné a peté
Plus moyen de respirer
------------------------
the spider farted
there's nomore ways to breathe

[fruit_cake]

Sex is like maths

add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and multiply!!!

[fruit_cake]

Sex is like maths

add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and multiply!!!