[Kizzy]

Have a lovely time kate! will be expecting a virtual stick of rock

[Kate!]

Pffffft, Ffs. Noisy inconsiderate pussheads alert.

So I'm in a B&B in Blackpool and its too hot to sleep. I've got the window wide open and for the past hour and a half I've been contemplating murder.

These are some of the lovely things I've heard (shouted at tops of voices in most cases)

1 there's only one Wayyyyyyne Rooooooney, etc..... (Thank feck I say)

2 I'm never coming out with you two again, ****ing slaaaaaags, you've ruined my night. Hysterical sobbing. Translation - you both pulled and I didn't

3 I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!

5 A million demented seagulls

And loads more friendly banter.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!

[Shaun]

i like drunk kate

pee in my mouth

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i like drunk kate

pee in my mouth

How lovely Shaun

I'm actually sober Haha, too hot to drink alcohol last night, I just drank o.juice and water (loads)

Shame, I was planning on getting blitzed while I watched the eviction on the telly in the room, but hey ho. It's like a sauna in here.

Melts.i

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Pffffft, Ffs. Noisy inconsiderate pussheads alert.

So I'm in a B&B in Blackpool and its too hot to sleep. I've got the window wide open and for the past hour and a half I've been contemplating murder.

These are some of the lovely things I've heard (shouted at tops of voices in most cases)

1 there's only one Wayyyyyyne Rooooooney, etc..... (Thank feck I say)

2 I'm never coming out with you two again, ****ing slaaaaaags, you've ruined my night. Hysterical sobbing. Translation - you both pulled and I didn't

3 I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!

5 A million demented seagulls

And loads more friendly banter.

Blackpool at it's finest.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)

[thesheriff443]

next time kate get a room with air con
i bet it will be packed on the beach,have a real good time.

[Marc]

Million demented seagulls...?

[Jake.]

So a good nights rest then?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kate you have to go in pasaje del terror dont come back to st helens unless you have been in there

[arista]

I hope its a Funky time.