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Old 13-01-2012, 06:37 PM #1
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Knock-knock...
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Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
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knock knock
let me in i have got a knife
im going to rape you
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Knock knock
Who's There?
I Dunnopp
I Dunnopp Who?
You could have waited
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo
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knock knock
whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke
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Old 13-01-2012, 06:54 PM #7
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knock knock
whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke
Guilty as charged officer
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I much prefer an Alan Carr punch-line.
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Nice pun!!!
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*just wanted an excuse to post my fave pic*
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...wtf? Knock Knock who?

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Knock knock
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Salman! with a new thread idea





























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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kevin

Ahh Kevin! come in! havn't seen you in ages how are you mate?
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Knock Knock

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Kevin

Ahh Kevin! come in! havn't seen you in ages how are you mate?
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its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke
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Knock knock

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Jon

Jon who?

Jon proceeded to break down into tears as his grandmothers's Alzheimers had gotten to the point of no return.
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Death
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