[Black Dagger]

But Skye

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

'Skye (which I'm assuming was because she was watching Sky TV at the time?)'

I had actually had a comment there about Vicky with her legs in the air but thought I'd best not put it as she'd dropkick me in the face.

[Marc]

I hope her vagina has healed

[Lee.]

Oh god.. Gash? Vagina?

Horrible boys!!

[Vicky.]

[Glenn.]

Skye is gorgeous though

If I had a vagina I wouldn't mind destroying it by squeezing her out if it.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Oh god.. Gash? Vagina?

Horrible boys!!

Two of the worst words ever

Up there with 'moist'

[Glenn.]

Moist vagina

-imagines Lucas vomiting into his morning tea-

[Vicky.]

Was tempted to post the moist woman meme thing, but I think Josy would flip out if I did it again

[Benjamin]

#15 -Zee's Crabs

Originally Posted by Zee

As TiBB's most beloved virgin, it came quite a shock to me this morning when I discovered that I have ****ing CRABS, ALL OVER MY LOWER HALF. I'm devastated, I've been upset all evening, I've literally no idea how this has happened but crabs I most certainly have. Going to the pharmacy tomorrow to get something for it, I don't even know what I'm supposed to ask for, I've had to tell my friend who stayed over here last night because you can catch it even just sharing a bed with someone who has it (which is how I'm assuming I caught crabs) which was just beyond embarrassing, and I don't know who else to talk to about this because it's so ****ing humiliating. I'm going to be known as the boy who caught an STD without doing the ST part. This is so unfair, some people shag and shag and shag and never catch anything; I share a bed and am now riddled with ****ing monsters. There are even some down on my ankles because I've got such hairy legs, it's repulsive, waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Originally Posted by Zee

Imagine seeing that **** all over your legs Vicky! It's like a ****ing horror film!!! I want to vomit!

Originally Posted by Zee

So this morning I went to the Boots round the corner from my flat and they didn't have anything but they helpfully phoned up the nearest branch to see if they had anything, which they did. I then went into this second branch of Boots and asked the girl at the till if they had any Lyclear cream, but not the head lice one. She looked at me like I was Russell Brand, and then asked her supervisor, who then asked the pharmacist, so then the entire staff behind the counter knew I needed this cream. They had some, and the supervisor asked me "is it scabies?" - mortified, I said "no, it's crab lice" and then committed suicide in front of her. It set me back £10.27 (jesus ****) and I've spent ages covering myself head to toe in this cream and am now washing absolutely everything I've pretty much laid my hands on in the last few days, I've been wiping down all the surfaces in my room etc, ****ing gross

How to get an STD without having sex? Only this could happen to Zee, who with his magnificent way of oversharing decided to inform us all about it which had most of the forum feeling sorry for him whilst pissing themselves. I think it was the great detail and way in which Zee described the whole ordeal that sealed this as one of the most memorable and funny things to occur on TiBB..

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Two of the worst words ever

Up there with 'moist'

And "gusset"

[Z]

Vicky going into labour during Most Loved when I specifically threatened her not to in an over the top manner the nasty little jobber


Made the day all the more special!

[Vicky.]

Zees crabs

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Moist vagina

-imagines Lucas vomiting into his morning tea-

thanksbby I'm ill enough as it is today

[Marc]

[Black Dagger]

Zee's STD

[Z]

You know me, always up for an overshare...

[Marc]

Greg I wish you had kept one or two of the little fellas just for keeps sake

[Z]

I'll probably get it again Marc... () I'll send you some in the post

[Black Dagger]

You'll get Chlamydia next.

[Z]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

You'll get Chlamydia next.

#clapback

[Benjamin]

#14 -Amanda's Plagiarism

Originally Posted by Amanda.

Click Here
For the explanation, since I'm a lazy *****, not willing to explain.
So I'm bored. And I've just finished watching Harper's Island so I'm gonna write this =)

Leaderboard [SPOILER]

Originally Posted by Amanda.

While I write the first episode, I'll slowly post about each suspect and you can judge them etc. =)



AMANDA MATHIS
"THE LONER"

AGE
32

WEDDING SIDE
Bride

PORTRAYED BY
Malin Akerman

BIOGRAPHY
Despite being attractive and very flirtatious, Amanda has never had a boyfriend. Growing up, she was always jealous of her younger sister, Julie, which prevented the two from becoming close. As a result, Amanda was not even asked to be included in her own sister's bridal party, which deeply upset Amanda. Though her feelings are hurt, Amanda has no problem with using her sister's wedding as a means to hook up with any men she can find.

Originally Posted by Tom2433

Well, Amanda, I have to say that this is quite a fantastic story. But there is one problem I'm having with it.

IT'S NOT YOUR ****ING STORY.

I don't know who you are or how you've found this, but this story was completely, 100% written by ME and NOT YOU. To all the people who have been reading, I would just like to say that Amanda has completely plagiarized this entire story, word for word, from me, without my permission, and is passing it off as her own writing.

I find this to be the biggest insult imaginable, especially when I have worked so hard coming up with these characters and storylines all on my own. I do not appreciate my work being stolen and I ask you to stop posting this, right now.

Sincerely,
-Tom2433

Originally Posted by Tom2433

And for those who don't believe me since, after all, I am a random stranger who just started posting here, I have a link that proves that I began writing this story before Amanda claimed to have done so.

It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5456956/..._to_the_Island

When Amanda wrote Harper's Island 2 she had the praises of all of TiBB. It was a fantastic read and a great gripping game for us to play at the same time. However things turned even more interesting when the actual writer of it discovered she had been posting it here and claiming it as her own. As a writer myself there is nothing worse than people palming off your own hard work as their own, and Tom really wasn't happy with her for this, and rightly so, and he signed up to reveal how much of a fraud Amanda had been.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Salman!

The contacting family thing was horrible and I'm shocked and appalled no bans were given out at all

It was off site, if we could ban people for things that happen off site, there'd be alot less members here today....believe me

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ben

#14 -Amanda's Plagiarism











When Amanda wrote Harper's Island 2 she had the praises of all of TiBB. It was a fantastic read and a great gripping game for us to play at the same time. However things turned even more interesting when the actual writer of it discovered she had been posting it here and claiming it as her own. As a writer myself there is nothing worse than people palming off your own hard work as their own, and Tom really wasn't happy with her for this, and rightly so, and he signed up to reveal how much of a fraud Amanda had been.

This should have been Top 10 atleast

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

It was off site, if we could ban people things that happen off site, there'd be alot less members here today.

But it drove someone off the forum, and contacting family of a forum member is a HUGE deal.