[Kate!]

There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
His dick was a flower
And his balls were tangled in weeds!

Next??

[HD]

Spoiler:

[Kate!]

What is that? can't see it?

[HD]

[Josy]

Could you make that pic a bit bigger I'm struggling to see it from here.

[Kyle]

There once was a lad called HD
Who thought haemorrhoids were funny
He sat down on the loo
Squeezed real hard for a poo
But he somehow shat out a bunny

[HD]

omfg

[Kate!]

[Josy]

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up it's hole
and paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slice of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb jumped out
A big dog tried to.............

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Josy

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up it's hole
and paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slice of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb jumped out
A big dog tried to.............

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

wtf have I just read.

[Josy]

Its on like Donkey Kong

[Kate!]

Josy

[Kyle]

Is there an echo in here?

[HD]

poor lamb

[Kate!]

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

[Josy]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

[HD]

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by HD

Wuv u weally

[Kazanne]

Spoiler:

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

[Kate!]

[Kazanne]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

That sounds like Josy alright.

Training up vicious animals to mercilessly hunt down upstanding citizens like myself and HD.

[Livia]

When Lady Penelope swoons
Her bosoms pop out like balloons.
But the butler stands by
With a gleam in his eye
And pops them both back with warm spoons.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

That second one sounds like this reggae guy called Judge Dread my dad had a record of. He used to sing stuff like that.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Livia

When Lady Penelope swoons
Her bosoms pop out like balloons.
But the butler stands by
With a gleam in his eye
And pops them both back with warm spoons.

I wondered what he'de been up to,the swine