[Josy]

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up it's hole
and paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slice of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb jumped out
A big dog tried to.............

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon