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jackc1806
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![]() My entourage has arrived Last edited by jackc1806; 17-05-2014 at 06:55 PM. |
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Can I get a witness?
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those lyrics reflect my outlook of life
perfect.
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*receives lawsuit from ammi for the use of audre's name*
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bootiful lyrics those
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filthy mudblood
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Glammirous, Glammirous, ooh glammirous glammirous, ooh foxay foxaay
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#433 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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![]() You don't think they're going to mind that we aren't Rudolph and Augustine? Nah, love, don't worry, they probably won't even notice. We're just here to announce songs anyway. Oh are we on? Greetings, TiBB Eurovision! We're now in our sixth year of this glorious musical festival, and as usual, the songs don't disappoint. Yes, that is right, Henri. Coming up, we have songs about dogs, UKIP, TiBB members and eyebrows - all of the usual soul-searching subjects. But, as you join us live in...er... who won last year? I'm just typing out thoughts at the moment. Arsenal won something. omg. Lithuania! So that means we must be in Vilnius. ....okay! Our first song comes from Moldova! Please welcome.... mister Penisul ![]()
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Spoiler: Last edited by Shaun; 17-05-2014 at 07:00 PM. |
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It's 8pm biatches
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#436 | |||
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Texas Forever
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What a wonderful day
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#437 | |||
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Flag shagger.
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Hurrah! 'Ere we go...
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Quote:
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Flag shagger.
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#440 | ||
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Banned
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FINALLY, I could have invaded several Eastern European Countries whilst waiting for this to start.
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#441 | |||
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Senior Member
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Hurray.
I'll play the role of that weird interviewer person who gave Molly cake in the real Eurovision. |
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..*huge applause*...
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Lights dim, and the arena goes quiet. The audience is surrounded by darkness.
Through the dark they glimpse a flash of pink. They don't have time to adjust their eyes when again, another flash. Pixelating on the screen are these images, their blurriness, sharpening with every heartbeat. ![]() ![]() The music rumbles into action as if its arrived on the back of a thunderstorm Enter Mr Penisul ![]() Song begins Ride On My Penis(to the music of Rise Like A Phoenix by Conchita Wurst)- Mr Penisul Waking in the brothel Pulling knickers over arse Pimp says I'm trouble Well that time has passed Peering in the mirror No, its not tucked in Stranger getting nearer Got to get the vaseline You want to give me anal, tonight but inside my mind is screaming Ride on my penis its large and full of semen Ride on my penis give it the warmth its longing for dont treat me like a ***** Just close the door I want you to ride on my penis But you're a top Get on with your business act as if its not there You can't ignore whats beneath my pubic hair Cause you wanna give me anal, tonight and i just lay there, faking it but inside my mind is screaming Ride on my penis its large and full of semen Ride on my penis give it the warmth its longing for dont treat me like a ***** Just close the door I taped it to my thigh you felt it and you cried Ride on my penis its large and full of semen Ride on my penis give it the warmth its longing for dont treat me like a ***** Just close the door I want you to ride on my penis But you're a top
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jackc1806
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Where's Moldova?
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Banned
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but yes, I mourn Rudolph and Augustine.
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#446 | |||
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jackc1806
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Omg hilarious
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oh my god thats incredible hahaha
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Texas Forever
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Banned
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Oh my lawd, this song offends my Russian sensibilities.
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I Love my brick
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