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...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him
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...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him
And the moral of the story is? Don't mess with a big ****ty giant
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and i think the correct term is a midget?
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