[rubymoo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557


So....do you pee in the shower?

[LukeB]

ew.

[Livia]

Well... it is Norfolk.

[rubymoo]

Originally Posted by Livia

Well... it is Norfolk.

Lol

I have to admit it though.......i have pee'd in the shower

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

messy

[Marsh.]

I pee in the shower occasionally.

[rubymoo]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I pee in the shower occasionally.

[Creggle]

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... or pools for that matter

[Livia]

Originally Posted by rubymoo

Lol

I have to admit it though.......i have pee'd in the shower

So long as you haven't showered in pee. That would be bad. Even for Norfolk.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Creggle

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... or pools for that matter

In my experience, men can't get it all down the toilet in a fully lit bathroom, so.....

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Creggle

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... or pools for that matter

Who would piss in the bath?

I draw the line at having to bathe in my own filth.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Livia

In my experience, men can't get it all down the toilet in a fully lit bathroom, so.....

Or they get it all in the washing basket after a few drinks.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Livia

So long as you haven't showered in pee.

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Or they get it all in the washing basket after a few drinks.

God I hope not. My washing basket isn't in my bathroom.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Kyle

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

You know Kyle, of everyone on here, I'd have laid money on you knowing the proper name for it.

[kirklancaster]

WTF?????

This advice is stupid. It has not been thought our properly:

1) Why not just pee your pants but keep wearing them for say, a week until the smell is unbearable, or you develop chapping. Then change them.

2) Repeat 1) until you run out of fresh pants.

3) Do not get showered between stages 1) and 2) until you run out of fresh pants to change into.(Don't worry about the smell of B.O, the stench of dried urine will mask it.)

4) Once you are all out of fresh pants, throw them in the shower base with a minuscule splodge of soap powder, then get showered - actively agitating all the pissy pants with your feet to give them a thorough old cleaning.

5) This will result in real savings - not only direct savings by way of Water, Soap Powder, and Electricity (no washing machine.)but indirect savings on booze, food, cinema tickets etc, because you will no longer be going out socially because you'll have no friends left.

n.b -- For real Eco Warriors who wish to make even greater savings; it's OK to crap in the shower at the same time as 4) above. This will save WC flushing and Loo Roll.

This is genuine advice from The Ministry Of Stupid Pillocks

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Livia

You know Kyle, of everyone on here, I'd have laid money on you knowing the proper name for it.

Easy money liv, easy money indeed.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Livia

God I hope not. My washing basket isn't in my bathroom.

It doesn't need to be in my experience.

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway.

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

Is this what us common gits call; 'Water Sports'?

[Marsh.]

Is that like "golden showers"?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

It doesn't need to be in my experience.

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway.

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Is this what us common gits call; 'Water Sports'?

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Is that like "golden showers"?

Absolutely right both of ya.

Good to see all the filthy gits know what it is, makes me feel better that I'm not the only pervet on here

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

It doesn't need to be in my experience.

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway.

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

If you ever stay with me I'm putting newspaper down for you.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

Absolutely right both of ya.

Good to see all the filthy gits know what it is, makes me feel better that I'm not the only pervet on here

[Ninastar]

pee is meant to be good for athletes foot!