[Ammi]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..
3. How soon is now..? ..
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..
6. Can you cook..? ..
7. Your dream job..? ..
8. What if God was one of us..? ..

[smudgie]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..?
Just fresh air.

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?
I am always laughing out loud...it's my madness.

3. How soon is now..?
Immediately .

4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..?
Yorkshire Dales or North Yorkshire Moors..I live slap bang in the middle of them so can't moan.

5. Does your name make any anagrams..?
None that make sense.

6. Can you cook..? ..
Hell yeah..when I can be bothered.

7. Your dream job..?
Retirement.

8. What if God was one of us..?
What do you mean if....did you not watch Poldark?

[mizzy25]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? my pc tower
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2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..dunno I do quite a bit.

3. How soon is now..? ..11.42am

4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..the Scottish highlands or bamburgh in Northumberland

5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..dunno have never tried

6. Can you cook..? .. I can but I don't

7. Your dream job..? .. A journalist

8. What if God was one of us..? I don't understand the question

[Daniel-X]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..?My dog
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?Today
3. How soon is now..?Like right now
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..?Sydney or London somewhere were there's always something going on
5. Does your name make any anagrams..?Nailed
6. Can you cook..?Not proper meals but I can do omelettes, bacon butties, pancakes and things like that
7. Your dream job..?Actor, Journalist or English/Drama teacher
8. What if God was one of us..?Maybe he'd see things from a different perspective

[Crimson Dynamo]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..
A 1960s Picquot Ware Teapot

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..
Arista saying that the Perri and Zane thread should be in celeb news
3. How soon is now..? ..
Smiths
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..
Scotland
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..
It better not
6. Can you cook..? ..
I have to yes
7. Your dream job..? ..
There is nothing dreamy about doing something that they have to pay you to do
8. What if God was one of us..? ..
There are no gods, only wishful thinkers

[kirklancaster]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..

The end of my willie - just, if I really stretch

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ..

I'm always laughing (or making others laugh) but about 5 minutes ago at a post of LT's.

3. How soon is now..? ..

There is no 'Now' for the instant we have a concept of 'Now' - it is past.

4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ..

Somewhere safe and dark and womb-like - a place that rarely sees the light of day and is not disturbed in aons -- somewhere like inside LT's wallet

5. Does your name make any anagrams..? ..

Probably.

6. Can you cook..? ..

My wife often whispers to me that I am a good cook - at least I think that's what she says, but it's always when she's laid back in bed rather breathless after lovemaking so I'm not sure

7. Your dream job..? ..

Counting LT's money.

8. What if God was one of us..? ..

He'd probably be so depressed he'd commit Harikiri.

[Livia]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? .. Nothing!
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? .. When I read kirklancaster's claim that if he stretched out his left arm really far he could touch the end of his willy.
3. How soon is now..? .. It's immediate.
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? .. I'm kind of happy where I am right now, but if money were no object I'd also have a chalet in the Swiss Alps and an apartment in New York.
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? .. Nothing very interesting, no.
6. Can you cook..? .. I can read therefore I can cook.
7. Your dream job..? .. Physio to the England (or Italian...) Rugby Union XV, or a water feature in kirklancaster's garden.
8. What if God was one of us..? .. I think she is.

[Liam-]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? .. A wall
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? .. This morning at something stupid my mum said
3. How soon is now..? .. In a minute
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? .. Las Vegas
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? .. Mail, Mali
6. Can you cook..? .. I can, it's another question entirely whether it tastes good or not
7. Your dream job..? .. Tv presenter.
8. What if God was one of us..? .. Have you not heard of Luke Hemmings?

[rubymoo]

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch..? ..My pc monitor
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? ...I'm always laughing out loud, my dogs always make me lol.
3. How soon is now..? ...............NOW!
4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live..? ......Yorkshire Dales or Yorkshire Moors (like smudgie)
5. Does your name make any anagrams..? .....Eclair!
6. Can you cook..? ....Yep!
7. Your dream job..? .....A Chocolatier
8. What if God was one of us..? .....He'd be drunk in the gutter not being able to cope with us humans ****ing the world up!