[Beso]

Farrah, shut it you tramp, we all seen you getting shafted. Didnt you learn from your teenage mistakes.

Jenna, ok i get it now just bore off you overweigjt heffer.


Scoop'...oh just **** you monotone voiced bore.

Janice, janice you,re a legend. Mental, but still a legend, can i borrow a fag.

Gail, gail, don't read the forums love.

Nat..oi! Stop licking your lips like some weird lizard creature, are you even from earth.

James, **** off quiff.

Chloe and steve, steve mate, you will be dumped within 6 months of marage even though you are the love child pf michael jackson confidant.


Austin, were you named after the city? If i was gay i would mate.

Bobby, christ man, grow the **** up, impersonations are so 19980's.

Sherrie.. be my fav auntie.

[Ashley.]

I would say "omg it's you!" because it's not everyday I meet a celebrity.

[Dominic]

Yeah I would have posted something of what the title says, but then I saw what you would say to Farrah...

[waterhog]

I would say to Farrah and jenna - you are the weakest leak good bye.

[sampvt]

To Stevie....son you will be coming out soon and need to answer why you are with a total wanker willing to use you to gain fame, dump her quick mate.