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Old 11-09-2015, 07:34 AM #1
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I was sitting at my computer, when all of a sudden strange things began happening on the screen. I sat back in alarm and it stopped. When I leant forward again it started again. I looked down and saw my left breast was on some of the keyboard.
So my advice to all you large breasted ladies out there...wear a bra when online.
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this made me laugh out loud. i guess im lucky to have bee sting titties, so i can always get away with wearing no bra!!!
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okay i always do anyway
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I was sitting at my computer, when all of a sudden strange things began happening on the screen. I sat back in alarm and it stopped. When I leant forward again it started again. I looked down and saw my left breast was on some of the keyboard.
So my advice to all you large breasted ladies out there...wear a bra when online.
I take it your computer is not at waist height
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I haven't got big bazumas Jenny, but I'll try wearing a bra tonight seeing as you've asked.
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I haven't got big bazumas Jenny, but I'll try wearing a bra tonight seeing as you've asked.
Make sure it's the black, lacy one Kirk.
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I take it your computer is not at waist height
I'm ashamed to say...it is!! Well a little above waist height.
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this made me laugh out loud. i guess im lucky to have bee sting titties, so i can always get away with wearing no bra!!!
You are lucky. I had boobs like that when I was young.....many moons ago.
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You are lucky. I had boobs like that when I was young.....many moons ago.
Ahh! I remember them well.
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I thought this was going to be a death story
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I thought this was going to be a death story
It would be if you were laid on the floor beneath Jenny when she takes off her bra:

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Black eye.
RIP Ashley.
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I assume as a young male with no breasts I am okay to surf the web braless?
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Seriously though, imagine having to explain this after accidentally sending something to someone.
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Hahahaha this made me laugh so much started coughing on my own saliva
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That hasssssssss neeeeeeever happpppppppennnnned oh wait * tucks bolllock into boxers*
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It would be if you were laid on the floor beneath Jenny when she takes off her bra:

Thud.
Thud.
Black eye.
Black eye.
RIP Ashley.
They are big, but not death dealing bazooka's.
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I empathize hon... I really do
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You don't fancy us big breasted women LT... ?

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..you need to get that Control key sorted out Jenny, maybe call in some IT support..
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..you need to get that Control key sorted out Jenny, maybe call in some IT support..
? Did you omit the 'T' there Ammi? Not like you to make typos.
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