[Ross.]

Come on MB

[Shaun]

I accept this decision

[LukeB]

Janice yasss

[Ross.]

oh never mind

Britt

[Daniel-X]

NOOOOOOoooo.

How robbed. Janice is a good result but B is the real winner

[Firewire]

godnee <3333

[Mitchell]

JANICE

[Ross.]

but



@ the Janice win

[MB.]

Which means that TiBB's favourite reality star of the year and therefore the winner of the TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 is none other than...

#1



Points: 275
Votes: 15

When you look back over the past year, one contestant stands out – or perhaps lies, doing her yoga stretches, legs akimbo – above all the others. Ladies and gentlemen, your favourite reality star of 2k15 is none other than Dame Janice of Dickinson, Celebrity Big Brother 16 housemate and supermodel extraordinaire. Much like Katie Price, Janice’s Celebrity Big Brother appearance was something that had years in the making – every series, without fail, Janice Dickinson’s name would pop up alongside Lembit Opik, Michelle MacManus and Nigel Benn in the rumour list, and would almost as quickly be discarded. “If was ever going to do it, she’d have done it by now”, they said. “Too famous.” “A health and safety nightmare.” And when the Celebrity Big Brother 16 line-up was leaked, notably sans Janice, it seemed as if they were right. Perhaps wanting Janice Dickinson to do the show was a dream too good to be true, and we’d have to settle for her (equally brilliant) 2007 I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! stint instead. We had to imagine a CBB16 without Janice, with only Chloe-Godmine, Sherrie and I guess Gail to root for on the quirky, eccentric front. It was bleak. So imagine our delight when, at the end of the launch show, Janice Dickinson’s face appeared on screen alongside some fellow named Bobby Davro who’d probably won a competition or something. That’s the last you’ll hear of him in this write-up, thankfully. So yes, Janice had arrived, sporting a lycra catsuit and the whole lower half of a camel that accompanied it. Whilst she didn’t win the title of president of the house, she had already won the title of president of our hearts (if not just for having to eat jellied eels alone). Over the course of her stay in the Celebrity Big Brother house, she struck up a heart-warming friendship with Chloe-Jasmine, taking her under her wing whilst batting Stevi “Ritchie” Ritchie away with the other. Her anaphylactic shock in the diary room was shown on national TV, before going straight into an Emma Willis link. She spoke for the nation (/me and about five others) when she told Austin Armacost to kiss her ass. When the crowd chanted to get Farrah out, Janice started her own, counter chant – “keep Janice in!” She rubbed Jenna Jameson up (and not for the first time eh lads) the wrong way by eating her celery and drinking her kosher wine, which she continued to do whilst being told off for doing it. She taught some of the younger housemates things they were never not going to learn nowhere else, resulting in James doing the kind thing and saving her from eviction. Sure, she was evicted one place before the final and sure, she may have gone to jail for 50 years for throwing a chair at Farrah Abraham on Bit on the Side, but she was Janice Dickinson and she did it her way. And that’s why Janice Dickinson was the greatest reality star of 2k15.

[LukeB]

Janice is the queen of RTV so it was right for her to win

[Braden]

I love this top two <3 Happy with the outcome.

[MB.]

(like I say, it was a two-horse race throughout, and Brittnee was leading for most of the first half. So there's that)

[Firewire]

J <33333

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

#24



Points: 85
Votes: 6

c+p Patsy’s entry. On second thoughts, maybe not. Whilst Patsy’s time in the Celebrity Big Brother house was spent desperately trying to disenfranchise herself from the shitshow going on around her, Nadia grew more determined to defend Perez (against the advice of pretty much everybody) and even more determined to grind Katie Hopkins down to a gibbering wreck. If you know the absolute minimum about Katie Hopkins, you’d know that this isn’t a very likely goal to try and work towards. Try climbing Mount Everest first, Nads, set your sights low. Nadia only went in to get some work on her house done, and now she was caught in the crossfire between Perez and Hopkins for what must have felt like an eternity. Both she and Patsy loathed every waking minute of the experience but whereas Patsy hid herself away, chanting, meditating and occasionally wondering if the oven was a gas one or not, Nadia actively got up and rooted for one side of the argument-in-which-there’s-no-winner. She got up and told you that she’s not a bloody performing bear! She got up and laid into Calum for, erm, being told by Perez that he didn’t like her cooking or something, god there were some ridiculous arguments in that series, weren’t there? But most of all, she spent every ounce of energy she had in that house laying into, and breaking down Katie Hopkins, which is why in a way it was a bit of a shame that he didn’t outlast her, but on reflection was probably best for us all. We’d have had a Cannibal Holocaust-type situation on our hands if they’d been in there together any longer.

Happy she did well

[Lostie!]

Yes Janice!!!

Glad to see my top points went to good use.

[MB.]

The final order, to save you flicking through 20-odd pages:

1st: 275 points – Janice Dickinson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 15
2nd: 233 points – Brittnee Blair (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 15
3rd: 189 points – Harry Amelia Martin (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 12
4th: 178 points – Lady Colin Campbell (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 10
5th: 168 points - Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 10
6th: 162 points – Sindy Nguyen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 9
7th: 151 points – Alicia Douvall (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 12
8th: 143 points – Jackie Ibarra (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 10
9th: 139 points – Nadiya Hussain (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 8
10th: 127 points – Charleine Wain (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
=11th: 121 points – Katie Price (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 10
=11th: 121 points – Selina Waterman-Smith (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
13th: 115 points – Sarah Hanlon (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 11
14th: 110 points – Da'Vonne Rogers (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
15th: 107 points – Jade-Martina Lynch (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 10
16th: 106 points – Louisa Johnson (The X Factor 12) – votes: 6
17th: 105 points – Ferne McCann (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 9
18th: 95 points – Eileen Daly (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 8
19th: 92 points – Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine Whichello (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
20th: 91 points – Ruth Whiteley (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 8
21st: 90 points – Kelley Wentworth (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
22nd: 89 points – Audrey Middleton (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
23rd: 87 points – Elle Stevenson (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
24th: 85 points – Nadia Sawalha (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
=25th: 82 points – Shirin Oskooi (Survivor: Worlds Apart / Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
=25th: 82 points – 4th Impact (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 7
27th: 81 points – Vicky Pattison (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 8
28th: 78 points – Patsy Kensit (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
29th: 77 points – Jamelia (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 5
30th: 76 points – Natasha Hamilton (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 8
=32nd: 74 points – Katya (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 3
=32nd: 74 points – Becky Burgess (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
=33rd: 70 points – Vanessa Rousso (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 3
=33th: 70 points – Katie Hopkins (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=35th: 69 points – Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 5
=35th: 69 points – Naeha Sareen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 5
37th: 68 points – Mike Holloway (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 5
38th: 63 points – Sam Kay (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
39th: 62 points – Vana Koutsomitis (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
40th: 56 points – Farrah Abraham (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
41st: 55 points – Joseph Valente (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
42nd: 52 points – Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
43rd: 50 points – Chloe Wilburn (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=44th: 48 points – Lorraine Bowen (Britain’s Got Talent 9) – votes: 2
=44th: 48 points – Jenna Jameson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
=46th: 46 points – Godfrey Mangwiza (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 4
=46th: 46 points – Sherrie Hewson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 4
=48th: 45 points – Perez Hilton (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=48th: 45 points – Meg Maley (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 5
50th: 44 points – Michelle Visage (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=51st: 43 points - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=51st: 43 points – George Shelley (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=53rd: 42 points – Sam Curry (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
=53rd: 42 points – Sarah Greenwood (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 3
55th: 41 points – James Huling (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
56th: 39 points – Dame Edna Everage (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
57th: 35 points – Hayley Keel & Blair Townsend (The Amazing Race 26) – votes: 2
58th: 33 points – Lindsey Cascaddan (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Tiffany Chantell & Krista Debono (The Amazing Race 27) – votes: 3
=59th: 32 points – Naomi Ball (Love Island) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Adjoa Mensah (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=62nd: 31 points – Tamal Ray (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 3
=62nd: 31 points – Amy & Sally Broadbent (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 5
64th: 30 points – Cami-Li (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
65th: 28 points – Stephen Fishbach (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
66th: 27 points – Jess Hayes (Love Island) – votes: 3
67nd: 25 points - Kenya Moore (Celebrity Apprentice) – votes: 2
=68th: 24 points – James Hill (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 3
=68th: 24 points – Zach Oleynik (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
70th: 23 points – Keith Chegwin (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
71st: 22 points – Jennifer Saunders (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Marie Campbell (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Yvette Fielding (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Joanna Lumley (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Calum Best (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Max Stone (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 2
=77th: 19 points – Woo Hwang (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 4
=77th: 19 points – Monica Michael (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 1
79th: 17 points – Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Carolyn Rivera (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Lauren Richardson (Love Island) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Kiera Weathers (The X Factor 12) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Peih-Gee Law (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=82nd: 15 points – Harriet Jackson (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2
85th: 14 points – Risha Denner (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
86th: 10 points – Sandy Docherty (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
87th: 9 points – Jaidynn Dior Fierce (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 2
88th: 8 points – Kellie Bright (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 2
89th: 4 points – Kieron Dyer (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
90th: 3 points – Simon Gross (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2

[Black Dagger]

Janice

Imagine voting for that thing over her in the final eviction. ****ing disgusting.

[Headie]

Queen of reality!

[Samm]

YASSSS my #1 spot winning <3333

[Ross.]

How many voters did you get MB so I know how many didn't vote for goddesses Janice and Sherrie

[MB.]

And the entire album of photos is here if that link works, just to show what I've been wasting my time doing recently.

If you fancy posting your votes then feel free, and all that's left to say is thanks for sticking with me through this and my incessant bumping and bracketing and long drivel-y write-ups, it's been fun

[Denver]

I thought Monica was finishing Last

[Firewire]

mb

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

How many voters did you get MB so I know how many didn't vote for goddesses Janice and Sherrie

19 in total, not including the ones which mysteriously didn't turn up in my inbox @Josy

(oh yeah, and sorry for the three-hour interlude. Hope you enjoyed the ice cream)

[Lostie!]

Thanks for doing this MB!