[Denver]

What a time to be alive

[Will.]

8PM, but you can post task now.

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Will.

8PM, but you can post task now.

Do we post in here or in the other thread?

[Will.]

Other thread.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Adam.

It's not like I'll make the final anyway I'll probably be eliminated straight away

You were on my shortlist until you suddenly quit you nutter.

Yeah, I'm all for Adam's re-entry.

Oh yes as well - you have time to do the latest task. Post it on the Live Thread not on here.

[Will.]

Tonight the finalist will be chosen!

[Will.]

It's time for a party, celebrating the final 3 contestants.

[Jamie89]

Why is there a tattooed Irish guy snorting coke off Mercedes' Fanjita?

[Denver]

I love Jeremy

[T*]

yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[T*]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[T*]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Why is there a tattooed Irish guy snorting coke off Mercedes' Fanjita?

Come on though, Mercedes-Fanjita / Mercedes' Fanjita, I mean I'm sorry to quote my own post and everything but that's good, right

[Will.]

A bit of music for you all:

Youtube video

[Denver]

Shut it you unfunny deseased slag give you head a wobble and **** off and let me and Tommy contest the final

[Denver]

I'm convinced Kirk is the mole

[kirklancaster]

After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Shut it you unfunny deseased slag give you head a wobble and **** off and let me and Tommy contest the final

As long as I BREATH you will not get near my Kirk. I'm not going down without a fight, unless I'm going down on him!

[T*]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

[size="4"]After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

can i also bring a yoga ball??

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

As long as I BREATH you will not get near my Kirk. I'm not going down without a fight, unless I'm going down on him!

Don't make me take you down to Manchester Canal

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tom*

can i also bring a yoga ball??

I thought that said Yoghurt Balls.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

Oh I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

[Will.]

This season feels so old, can't believe it's only been over a week!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Oh I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

Did you ever hear the joke about the mouse who wanted to bonk an elephant?

The mouse climbed up a tree and waited while an elephant was walking by, then he leapt onto the elephants behind. At the very instant the mouse tried to push his tidgy dick into her, the elephant trod on a sharp thorn and bellowed loudly in pain.

The mouse grinned then shouted:

"That's right bitch - scream."

[Will.]

Tiffany, LaDaysha and Mercedes, I wish all you the best of luck for tomorrow.