[kirklancaster]

After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

[T*]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

[size="4"]After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

can i also bring a yoga ball??

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tom*

can i also bring a yoga ball??

I thought that said Yoghurt Balls.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

Oh I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Oh I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

Did you ever hear the joke about the mouse who wanted to bonk an elephant?

The mouse climbed up a tree and waited while an elephant was walking by, then he leapt onto the elephants behind. At the very instant the mouse tried to push his tidgy dick into her, the elephant trod on a sharp thorn and bellowed loudly in pain.

The mouse grinned then shouted:

"That's right bitch - scream."