Let's get some bores out the way
46. Michael Cheshire

When I first properly watched BB7 in 2012, I HATED Michael

On rewatch, he's not that bad, but he is often an insufferable housemate to watch. He's actually one of those people who do objectively contribute to the show, his feud with Richard was one of the main plots of the middle weeks, but he's actually very actively boring in himself....imo anyway.
Speaking of his feud with Richard, I was totally on his side, you don't call a man you don't particularly like she when you KNOW it will wind them up, it's just nasty. But maybe I should have put that in the Richard writeup but I felt I put down enough reasons why I disliked him

That however doesn't make me like Michael in anyway, he made me cringe far too much with his cat, his need to come over as quirky, it all felt a bit too try hard and like he was hoping to play a certain role, idk. I put Michael in red because I dislike him as a housemate but as a person he's decent, I'm getting to the point now where I don't fully hate these people so I'm cutting those who irritated the **** out of me, and Michael certainly did that.
Good on him for wearing a Team Aisleyne tee on the final when everyone else there hated her guts though.
45. Mikey Dalton

This may be the shortest write up of the rank as I have nothing noteworthy to say about Mikey. He was there for 11 weeks (MORE than Nikki, Aisleyne, Grace, Lea etc) and contributed nothing bar a few arguments in his last week. He may well be the housemate on this list who contributed least to the series they were in? I mean, he had a showmance with Grace which has proven to be the only real romance to come out of Big Brother

so I'm happy for him.
But in the house, he was painful. His VT is often not discussed but it was so sexist that really set the tone for my initial dislike. Then there was pretty much nothing until his last week where he picked fights with everyone for no reason and the public finally evicted him after 11 long weeks of non contribution. Though I DID like some of his drags, righteously dragging Richard is a way to get into my good books. I can't however justify putting Mikey any higher than this, and so he's gone.
OH and remember when he called Aisleyne a slut because she defended Susie? So witty.