[Beso]

Did you hear him, to Jack, Jack of all people. A man with the size and looks of a confused rodent.

"Back me up, back me up" he whispered to the man no thicker than a pull through on a rifle.

Jack's quivering as the old man took a stride forward, tossing his shades to the side as he puffed his chest out, almost had my plant pot vibrating of the top of my TV unit. It also indicated how poor a decision it was to ask Jack for backup, as all he did was tuck his little head into the safety of those warm cotton underpants that Michael wears.

That only left Chris to front it out. Well Chris and the girls, Chris had somehow allowed to get between him and the old man. Chriss bravery suddenly kicked in as the 5ft nothing American lass led the old man away.

People have been saying Chris is a bit slimy, and you know what. I actually think they are right.