[calyman]

Oh naw, ah’ve bin rumbled. Noo ra viewers aw hink ah’m jist a mingin slapper. Ah betta dae some damage limitation.
Ah know, ah’ll act like ah’ve finally goat tae unerstaun Freddie, Ah’ll say that he disnae gie me the dry boak onymere.
Ah hive tae be clever aboot it though, Ah cannae say thit it’s bin me an the rest ai the numptys ih’ve been at fault. Ah’ll hivtae say thit he’s chinged, thit he’s mer chilled noo, aye that’s it, Ah’ll cim acrose is a guid wee lassie who can see the gid in ithers. Efter aw, ah dinnae want te be up fir nomination next wek, n ah micht hiv a chance wi kris if that mingin hoor sophie gits kicked oot. Aye that’s ma plan, n it’s a guid wan.