[ausnick2001]

Whats that you say? You want more, well, Ok;

[eggdavid] 3:36 am: maybe if staceee goes in the BB house lisa will let her change david's nappy
[ausnick2001] 3:36 am: Then who will change Staceee's?

[Staceee] 3:38 am: woman says to her husband: if you stopped smoking we could buy a car
[Staceee] 3:38 am: man says: If you took it up the arse we could get rid of the dog
[ausnick2001] 3:38 am: Nick says if you stopped making jokes, I wouldn't need a new keyboard!

[Nathan] 3:41 am: Do you own failblog nick
[ausnick2001] 3:41 am: Was that a dig Nathan? If so...bravo!

Nathan] 3:46 am: Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
...Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
[ausnick2001] 3:46 am: Thats a bit of a morbid joke!
[Nathan] 3:46 am: Anti-jokes ftw
[ausnick2001] 3:47 am: Man walks into a bar...gets a serious brain haemorrhage and is rushed to hospital, they are able to stop the bleeding but he remains in a coma for 20 years
[ausnick2001] 3:47 am: when he wakes up
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: he doesn't recognise anybody
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: condemned to a fate worse than death
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: ...GET IT!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: HE WALKED INTO AN ACTUAL BAR!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: NOT A BAR AS IN A PUB! LOLOLOL!