[Sticks]

Good Evening

Sorry about the late hour of this briefing

At request of Central Command I have Just shipped over from the K-O-D thread to here. I am informed that for this post I will be Acting Group Captain Sticks (A temporary promotion up one grade from Wing commander)

BB4 is soon bearing down upon us, and an assorted bunch of previously ordinary folk who have volenteered to take paert will be thrust upon the consciousness of the nation.

Central command are aware that certain things are yet to occur, such as:

• A medical evac of a housemate
• Intimate relations between two or more housemates
• Intruders intent on harming the housemates
• A terrorist attack
• An emergency requiring an evacuation
• A suicide attempt by a housemate (During or after the show)
• Channel 4 / Endemol playing fair (Yes it is a low probability but central command asked we include everything)

Some things we can not prevent from happening, but somethings may be in our power to influence.
[list][*]We should expect that one or more housemates will be louder thanusual, due to excitement (Cf Helen & Jade) They are not to be thrown to the wolves immediately. Allowances must be made this time for exuberance
[*]This is a game show, some will be playing to win, providing rules are not breached and common decency are observed this is legitimate. Lynch mobs are unacceptable
[*]Some may need to be evicted for their own good.
[*]C4 may want to spin the highlights in favour of a chosen winner

In short the mission is to look after the interests of the housemates during the campaign and to hold C4 / Endemol to account to makesure they play fair.

A list of E-mail addresses will be published shortly.

This could be a tough and dirty campaign, but We are certain you are up to this challenge.

Dismissed