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25-12-2015, 07:31 AM
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When I was in hospital, there were two completely different nurses - one really 'orrible old gargoyle of a shrew who insisted on giving me enemas every single time she was on duty - I swear it gave her sadistic pleasure - and the other was a lovely young slip of a girl who brought me magazines to read and other 'treats' and told me I did not needd the enemas.
I was in a side room off the main ward and every time there was a knock on the door, I shouted; "Friend or Enema".   The point of my crap joke (it must be the fact that I'm probably still a little pissed - going to bed at 4 am and getting up at 6am) is that whether you'd be a friend or enema I sincerely wish you ALL the best Christmas ever, and hope that you all enjoy good fortune and good health throughout the years to come. A MERRY. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU TIBBIES
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