[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Day 27/28(Live Eviction)/29(Roberto Evicted, new people enter)
1. Derek
Ok, so I went from being completely 50/50 on Derek to absolutely adoring him rather quickly. They fact that he loathes a high majority of his fellow housemates speaks wonders to me, and I’m in love with his quick quips and acidic tongue
2. Science
Easily the most interesting of the bunch. I love how much he detests Maxwell yet not once has he let him get under his skin (in fact, quite the opposite). I can’t see Science burning out anytime soon, because he’s got a lot of depth to his character.
3. Makosi
Makosi began to fly under the radar a bit during the second week, but thankfully she bounced back. She was made for her launch night task and I’m hoping BB give her something else to do soon. Amazing housemate.
4. Roberto
I was sad to see him go (but obviously the correct choice against Derek). I could never quite work him out, however he brought out the best (or worst) in the other housemates and instigated a good number of the arguments so!
5. Kinga (New Entry)
First impressions count and Kinga’s sure made one! She seems really fun and hyperactive and is probably needed after 4 weeks of solid arguments and bitching. I have to reiterate how much I loved her trying to take in two bottles of coke, a full loaf of bread, 4 pints of milk etc into the secret garden, after they’d been told that they only needed enough for one nights stay lmao.
6. Craig
Up until recently, I held Craig in a much higher regard than this. Bitchy but funny with it, quick witted, speaks his mind etc. However, his alliance with Saskia/Maxwell/Anthony is a damn shame because it feels like a wasted opportunity. And in the last ep, Maxwell revealed that he’d sprinkled scabs on Science’s food and Craig found is hilarious which is gross. Having said that, “YOU’RE HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH AREN’T YOU MATE?! YOU’RE A FUCKING ANIMAL! YOU FUCKING PIG!” is probably my favourite argument this series.
7. Kemal
Was a lot more prominent in his first couple of weeks. Fine, but not contributing a whole lot.
8. Orlaith (New Entry)
Seems nice and sweet and probably a bit overshadowed by Kinga?
9. Vanessa
She’s pretty much a non-entity, but whenever she does make an appearance she’s usually being a mess (putting the whole house up for eviction, being made to eat three meals a day in the DR/not being allowed to eat anything from the shopping budget). Idk, probably out of her depth.
10. Eugene (New Entry)
Seems nice enough, will need to have more time to judge.
11. Saskia
She was a good housemate in the first few weeks and came across as the most grounded, but she’s being suffocated by Maxwell and spends all day with him on the sofas or in the pool and yeah idk, she’s gone boring. Saskia vs Derek could have been a great rivalry but it seems to have fizzled out.
12. Anthony
He’s just... there?
13. Maxwell
Repugnant. What on earth the crowds see in him is beyond me. I mean, he’s providing drama and that’s fine but he’s gross and sprinkling your scabs on someones food? Rancid.

Ok so we’ve just had cider-gate and wow Saskia and Maxwell looked sooo ridiculous and it was just effortless on Makosi’s part!
“I don’t wanna here from you, team-Britney!” -struts into the bedroom-

Day 30/31/32
1. Makosi
2. Science
3. Derek
4. Kemal
5. Kinga
6. Orlaith
7. Eugene
8. Craig
9. Vanessa
10. Anthony
11. Maxwell
12. Saskia