[RileyH]

Ok so I've started CBB8 bc I've never ACTUALLY watched it and I know it gets a bad rep and it's supposed to be boring and dull and whatever but we'll see shall we! And we all know my horrific track record of getting through BBUK series so I'll probably have given up by Day 3 but for now:

Launch

01 | Tara Reid
02 | Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff
03 | Sally Bercow
04 | Lucien Laviscount
05 | Kerry Katona
06 | Amy Childs
07 | Jedward
08 | Paddy Doherty
09 | Darryn Lyons
10 | Bobby Sabel

This launch was a whole MESS but I'd be lying if I said if I didn't enjoy it everyone seems really likeable so far which I wasn't expecting

Some personal highlights / thoughts:
- Tara taking so long to get down the runway bc she’d take a step before turning and posing again and then when Brian goes to hug her but she turns and starts posing again lmaooo <3
- And then in comparison Amy stomps down and gets through it in about 5 seconds
- Tara retelling her horrific story about how the door wouldn’t open for her everytime someone new enters the house <333
- Darren talking about Kerry & Amy in his VT and using his parrot’s feathers as hair extensions
- Sally calling out the Daily Mail whilst Brian is interviewing her ahhhh
- Tara just standing around awkwardly, she’s so out of place it’s a scream
- Lucien is so FIT and charming ugh please don’t be a disappointment
- Pamela struggling to even get down the stairs in her massive heels before dancing and teetering her way down the runway
- Her just messing about as Brian tries to her interview her AHHH ‘we know you’re a clean freak, did you bring any rubber gloves with you? ’ ‘oh darling you’re such a BUTTERCUP x’
- Kerry on her way to the Diary Room like ‘ooh it smells of brand new carpets x’ dead normal relatable queen