[Saph]

saw this on twitter and thought i'd do my own version

of all the current panelists...

18th

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Coleen Nolan - horrible attitude, has no idea what shes talking about, constantly saying discriminatory things and never apologizing, acts like shes better than everyone else.

17th

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Gloria Hunniford - another one who is always defending the wrong people. She always has to be the one to disagree and give a boomer opinion on everything.

16th

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Penny Lancaster - cant seem to go 2 seconds without mentioning Rod Stewart. Never adds any interesting points to any conversation and all her stories seem pretentious.

15th

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Linda Robson - 4/5 years ago she would've been a lot higher, but after all her personal struggles it makes me wonder why she bothers coming back now.. she just sits looking glum for an hour.

14th

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Kelle Bryan - somehow even more boring in real life than her character in Hollyoaks.. I cant think of one memorable appearance from her.

13th

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Judi Love - when comedians join the panel, they often get lost in trying to be serious and trying to crack jokes at any given opportunity *cough sarah millican cough*. Judi hasn't been on the panel very long and she has potential to be good, she just needs to stop trying to crack a joke about every damn thing.

12th

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Christine Lampard - Shes not bad, but she doesn't add much.

11th

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Andrea McLean - shes been head presenter for so many years now that it feels weird when shes not there. Gives strong soccer mum vibes.

10th

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Saira Khan - She has the ability to be messy but also make very valid points. One thing I like is how she'll always fight for her opinion in an argument, no matter how much shes losing.

9th

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Jane Moore - Another one who will fight her opinion even when losing. She gives off strong 'can I speak to the manager?' vibes.

8th

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Nadia Sawalha - Often messy and unprepared for any conversation but manages to charm and giggle her way out of it. I feel like shes the mum who gets more drunk than the kids at new years.

7th

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Brenda Edwards - Always comes equipped with some sassy anecdotes. She loves to share stories about the looks she gives her kids when they're naughty. The sort of mum who would come to school and fight the teacher that shouted at you.

6th

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Carol McGiffin - Always messy and never really knows what shes fighting for or what shes even talking about.. Shes really just there to give out messy opinions on stuff shes done no research for prior. I live for it though.

5th

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Kaye Adams - Most of the time it feels like shes just there to have a gossip and a cup of tea. She really doesn't care that much and for her this job is just a paycheck ..but we love her for it!

4th

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Ruth Langsford - The best This Morning presenter is also the best Loose Women presenter. Unlike the others she isnt afraid to shut the women down and speak her opinion over theres. Ruth knows she has a backup job if this fails unlike the rest of them.

3rd

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Stacey Solomon - Apart from talking about Joe Swash all the time, shes the panelist with the most up to date views on important issues. If ever theres a debate about race or gender or sexuality, you can always count on Stacey to be the woke one.

2nd

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Denise Welsh - Definitely the sort of mum who'd shag her sons best friend. Always has an open mind and speaks some good points. Has countless stories about getting pissed somewhere and waking up in a strangers garden. Also loves to shed a tear.

HONORABLE FORMER PANELIST MENTIONS - Jane McDonald, Lisa Maxwell, Jenny Eclair, Carol Vordeman, Jamelia, Anna Richardson, Chizzy Akudolu, Denise Van Outen.

DIS-HONORABLE FORMER PANELIST MENTIONS - Sheree Hewson, Anne Diamond, Sarah Millican, Judy Finnigan, Ayda Field, Vicky Pattison, Katie Price.

1st

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Janet Street Porter - If ever theres a voice of reason on the panel, its Janet. Despite pretending she hates 'woke' culture etc, shes actually surprisingly woke herself. Constantly defending the right people and a strong believer in equal rights across all boards. She loves being seen as the grumpy old bitch and plays up to it well.