[Crimson Dynamo]

At my local Turkish Barbers. As i was telling him what to do (number 4 at the
sides and up the back and a general trim on top) He said something about
my eyebrows and something else that I could not make out as he had a
mask on - so i just said yes.

Anyhoo after he had done my hair he went off for a minute and came back
with like 2 matches with a marble-sized ball of wax on each and stuck them
up my nostrils (they were warm) then he colled them with the hairdryer and
left them - then he went off again and came back with what looked like the
thing you use to bang a dinner gong that was on fire. He proceeded
to ping the flaming end off my earlobes!


Then he said sir and you ready and pulled the things out my nose hard, that
made my eyes water and showed me the hair he pulled out my nose!


All this for 9 quid

Champion