[michael21]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; ()
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

Athankyou my big head just got bigger