[ThomasC]

I lost my virginity to a German on the gold coast in Australia. He had a very big willy and we had sex in the hostel toilets.

I wasn't even really into him. He just followed me.. like an annoying wasp really. I wanted to get some chips with cheese and gravy and he had to want to get food too.... One thing led to another and we made a babies.

True story that.... Well apart from the babies, obviously