Team B - 3 points
Ricky Gervais, great choice. Attenborough again, so unless it’s tea and not dinner, he’ll be leaving early. Brian Dowling and Alan Carr, I like them both and it’d be interesting to see who could out-gay whom? It would be interesting to see. Alison Hammond’s on the fat jabs, so more pudding for me. I’d make a special request to sit next to Claudia Winkleman. And Tom Hardy? Who doesn’t love him? And yeah, Alfie Solomon, I could talk Peaky Blinders to him. The rest, I probably wouldn’t cross the road to make their acquaintance. All in all, the superior list of guests for me.
Team A - 2 points
Stephen Fry would be a hoot, but I think he’s the person most people would invite to their fantasy dinner party. It’d be a pleasure to shake hands with Attenborough although the man is 100 years old so will probably be ready for his Horlicks come 9pm and I’m just getting started around that time. I would, however, like to get steaming drunk with Danny Dyer. I Ramsay isn't cooking, what the hell is he doing there? I don't care what he has to say but I would eat his food. I wouldn’t bother even to dress up to meet any of the others. And if I was invited to a dinner party where Harry and Meghan were going to be in attendance, I would definitely already have “other plans”.