[HarryRag]

It has been said that man can survive weeks without food, and only a week without water. But a few of the housemates were only concerned with what they felt they couldn't survive the night without - tobacco.

"Where's the tobacco?" asked Lisa as she piled into the Store Room.

"This is what it looks like!" gasped Hira as she stared for the first time at a Store Room filled by a luxury budget.

"Here's your extensions," Hira added as she handed them to Dogface, who looked a bit nonplussed. "How the hell do you put these in?" she asked.

"You know what, we've got no tobacco," cried Lisa, "is it behind the pop?" she asked.

"I need the tobacco, I ain't got none. They might have forgot to put it on," said Lisa getting a bit panicky.

"We wrote it down," said a determined voice.

Siavash, however, was more concerned with nutrition. "Is there any more jelly babies in there?" he asked hopefully.

Lisa had clearly had enough searching for the tobacco and was taking further. "I'll go and see Big Brother as the tobacco is not there," she said determinedly.

But it was bad news - Big Brother was unable to get their precious tobacco and it would arrive tomorrow.