[hennessy]

Here's a tip
When your loved one goes to bed each night, stick a nicotene patch on their person, when you wake if it hasn't fallen off take it off.
That way every time your patners leaves you they'll have a strange craving that can only be satisfied when they come back to you.




Disclaimer: this will not work and if you have tried this than you should really have a good think about what you did and maybe if you're mature enough to be on the internet