[Mickey2009]

Sometimes Big Brother decides to do certain things, knowing full well what the outcome will be. On this occasion, it was calling Marcus into the Diary Room to offer him cash for his hair…

"Big Brother has called you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair. "Big Brother will add £10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."

"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.

"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.

"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.

"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.

"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to £11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.

"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.

Big Brother tried to offer £13,000…

"How about £1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.

Big Brother reached £15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.

"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"

Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shocked…

"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"

"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.

"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.

Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it Marcus…