[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

OH MY GOD! I have just seen on the news that the world is being overun by Zombies. Its happening people – as such what are you plans??

Mine are simple, I'd go downstairs and clear everything and anything that would be of use, and take it all upstairs when I would cram as much in as I could, providing if I knew the garden was safe I would run out and over turn a plant pot or two, emptying said plants and drag them up the stairs as well. Stripping all and anything that would be use and get it all upstairs, i'd raid the fridges and freezers for any supplies and empty and fill all containers I could with water, any food stuff is upstairs, whatever furniture etc ccouldn't be moved would be smashed up and to barricade any entrances other bits for fire wood. All things flammable would be dumped in garden, Im going to block myself in, dont want to burn to death as well, im sure zombies can't build fires, but they might knock a flame over (or I just make sure as not to leave a lit candle about). I would then take all internal doors off the hinges and cover the stairs, so as to block any way in. I would then start work on smashing a hole through the wall of the bedroom into the bathroom so I could still use them both without actually leaving either of the two rooms (hallway) and then, repeating the same process downstairs as upstairs, I would then get comfy, watch the news and cook some hearty grub in my makeshift ovens out of burning furniture in my nice oven made from a plant pot (did you wonder why I'd get that). Checking on my defences often, and pleased at the amount of crap I can stuff in my new studio apartment.

I would then last out the zombie attack and wait for the nice men to come and save me.

I would then have fun looting.