[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

THE JOES HOUSE IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZING. LOL

how cold is your house



i live in london,

yes a very plush palace,

and if the lady of my dreams entered my life,

i would be living the life of dallas.

but heating comes at a cost,

and i don't have a wife for a heater,

my mother is skint,

and has to be stringent on the heat meter.

we do have one boiling room,

the heat is on a tap,

its called the defrost area,

our bathroom is the hottest thing in this rap.

the kitchen can prepare the food,

and yes it is served boiling,

but the fact you have to rush it,

the cold is yet again spoiling.

television is not a luxury,

as the living room is a chiller,

but my hunger to watch the soaps,

could be my downfall to jack frost my killer.

bed is freezing at first,

until my body heat warms that one position,

yes i can get through the night,

providing no movement is the only condition.