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MY NAME IS JOE AND I LIKE TO RAP ABOUT THINGS I HAVE VIEWS ON < I LOVE BIG BROTHER AND I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE MY LITTLE RAP ABOUT ALL OF THEM <



first impressions ( brief descriptions)

now the Joe will present his first impressions,
but a open mind will not lock my expressions.
first in was stephan and i did nearly choke,
because from what i have heard, i expected to see coke.
nickola T was second in but will 2 melons be free,
it will be interesting in getting views from a page three.
the third one will no doubt cause rage,
not because of Jordan but its a cross dresser fighter in a cage.
the barge sailed into big brother,
is that really stephanie, better known as ken barlows lover.
a eloquent lady will now hit the slum,
i am no mathematician, but this is a good sum.
i am sorry to say but i feel the kid is in deep,
lady sov will struggle and this experience wont be cheap.
sisqo deserves the same respect even if hi mannerisms i detest,
give people enough rope, is big brothers best.
dane flopped in, suit and smart,
is he costus brother from blue, i can't tell them apart.
hedi was 8th in and her time i wanted to borrow,
seeing her sit at the table left me full of sorrow.
in 9th place is jonas, and i still don't have a clue,
but he is equal like all of them and to myself i am true.
katia gets a hard view as her legs are her claim to fame,
just like ronnie, i suggest they look up shame.
vinnie is last in and i am expecting fun,
but will he handle being under the big brother lock stock and camera gun.