[Patrick]

Me and Stephanie are fucking disgusted by this news, so if any of you want to read it then here:

LA-LA LAND is about to become Na Na Niii land - N-DUBZ' American dream is becoming a reality.

Two of the trio - DAPPY and TULISA - flew out to Hollywood last week to meet up with Def Jam Records boss LA REID.

And I can reveal that he was impressed and has offered them and bandmate FAZER a lucrative deal to go over full-time and attempt to crack the States.

The trio - now reunited back in the UK - have already started looking for homes in the City Of Angels.

Music boss Reid wants them to move to America for a full year, from this summer, so they can be completely focused on making it in the US charts.

They'll swap fried chicken in Camden High Street for cheeseburgers in the shadow of the Hollywood Hills.

All three bandmates have now started house-hunting for somewhere permanent to base themselves in the city.

I wonder how their unique brand of N-Dubz speak - such as Dappy's famous Na Na Niii catchphrase - will go down with the Yanks.

The band's management are still dotting the i's and crossing the t's on the deal, ensuring the contract means N-Dubz are in line for some serious cash.

The band are managed by music impresario JONATHAN SHALIT, and he has been locked in talks with Def Jam Records all week on their behalf.

A source said: "They are over the moon about being offered the chance to crack the US.

"It's what they have always wanted, they can't believe it's finally happening.

"The meeting with Def Jam went really well and they told LA Reid they were prepared to give up their lives in London and move to the US to make it work."

Who'd have thought this trio of tearaways would be the UK's next big US hope as they boldly go where the likes of ROBBIE WILLIAMS and OASIS have failed.

If they carry on like this they'll be playing to a packed crowd at the Hollywood Bowl in no time.

In the words of Dappy: "Duku yourself."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!


Right, now surely you all realise why I ****ing hate that country with a passion?

Its like they know me, it is actually like the Americans know what I love and destroy it bit by bit.

Recently took Cadbuary from us, and now they are taking N-Dubz from me.

Well they can **** right off.

Oh and yes they want X Factor too.

I havent made a thread or post like this in a long time, but GOSH!



Why is it everyone wants to 'Crack America'
Really why?

Why would you want to leave the UK where we have good talent and the country isnt made up of ****ing Disney Singers and American Idol winners.

The thought of Yanks Listening and singing along to N-Dubz sickens me.
The though of American Men wanking over Tulisa makes me want to throw up.
Thats what I enjoy doing, so they can jack off to Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift!



I said this to Stephanie and she agrees..
As a fan, I hope to god and pray.. that N-Dubz will be a massive Epic fail in America.

That way they fail and come crawling back to us.